Today, I walked into my room and watched as my fanatically religious mother sniffed the used tissues in my trash bin to make sure I wasn't masturbating. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my strict Christian mother walked into my room just after I'd finished masturbating. Although dressed, I was still holding the used tissue, which she noticed. Having to think fast to disguise my deed and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow my nose with the spunky tissue. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I was caught whacking off by my mother. She now takes every free moment of her time to read extracts from the Bible to me. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, my extremely religious mom ranted at me, saying I'd only bought an electric toothbrush so I could masturbate with it. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML
Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML
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Top comments
spinda 22
WTF. That's ******* gross and creepy.
sturschaedel 27
She just doesn't want you to go blind.
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Comments (141)
kendallskakb 13
That's so gross and weird as hell wtf
fmlstarterkit 13
and a fanaticaly religious mother knows the scent
Neoseren 9
You should wipe you butt with one to teach her a lesson.
GremlinXVI 3
What the hell does dried **** smell like?
fantasyworld 39
What does dry semen smell like?
xYour_Momx 11
I read that it doesn't smell all that good. That it really smells bad.
xYour_Momx 11
I'm Christian and **********. It's natural. Where in the Bible does it say it's a sin?
meatloaf11 23
Put...put your dick in it
Chumanuma 8
Parents that were taught a religion when they were kids should not force it upon their children :(. They have the right to raise them how they want but they can make their own decisions.
themajesticfox 0
the names are everything here
themajesticfox 0
the names are everything here