Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking down my street when a girl came up behind me and started yelling about me being a slut. When she saw I was the wrong person, she continued to yell at me because I have blonde hair. FML
Today, I learned that my stalker is still trying to weasel their way into my life even after they doxxed me, cyberstalked me, harassed me, threatened me, and attempted blackmail on me. All this just because I told them that their boyfriend groomed me when I was a minor. FML
Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Looks like she's done her homework! If you do have to have a stalker, you certainly don't want a lazy one. If mine don't get their facts straight, I close my bliñds when I shower.
x_Cupcakes 0
Good luck!
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Comments (119)
TheAftermath 0
Aww! Now you have a new best friend whom you never knew existed.
miraggg 1
omg this again...
maybaybe 0
Get a restraining order and inform the boyfriend about what's going on (if he doesn't already know).
Shadow_Blues 10
Hey! :/
Shadow_Blues 10
Yeah, have fun with that. Dx Shocked she didn't key your car or something insane like that. Given that she's stalked you and all. :P
Schiffy 18
Not only do you have a stalker, but a stalker of the same gender..... wow....
ImaginaryFoe 1
Why does everyone want to believe they have a stalker? None of that sounds like particularly private information.
saleha97 4
hahaha! that's hillarious!
DocBastard 40
I have a feeling OP is quite delusional. I'm sensing a Tyler Durden-type situation here.
nerdsgetmehot 23
She's her own stalker! :O Maybe I'm in the same situation and everyone who calls me ugly on here is actually myself under different accounts that my conscious mind doesn't know about...Trippy. Wait, no. My haters are definitely real.
coryadam23 0
actualy your screwed you cant get a restraining order unless your related or in a relationship or she attacks you. good luck id suggest annotating everything and talk to your local district attorney you might get one that way.