Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking down my street when a girl came up behind me and started yelling about me being a slut. When she saw I was the wrong person, she continued to yell at me because I have blonde hair. FML
Today, I learned that my stalker is still trying to weasel their way into my life even after they doxxed me, cyberstalked me, harassed me, threatened me, and attempted blackmail on me. All this just because I told them that their boyfriend groomed me when I was a minor. FML
Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Looks like she's done her homework! If you do have to have a stalker, you certainly don't want a lazy one. If mine don't get their facts straight, I close my bliñds when I shower.
x_Cupcakes 0
Good luck!
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Comments (119)
joooeee 3
Hooray for nationalism!
MileyCyrusIsHot 5
well don't steal her boyfriend, you *****!
josh8215 21
try counter stalking her, it's a lot like counter terrorism, but without the controversy. ;)
EMO_na_jj_im_not 5
why the hell are you complaining???!?!?!?!? i meann i hav a stalker nd all i do is gloat about it nd stuff its fun!! oh ng grammar nazis can go **** themselves
Iskaria 0
I asked my best friend from high school if he wanted to catch up over coffee and his gf freaked the eff out (I knew her too). So that would really wind the nutter up :)
KiwiExchange 16
(: ignore & live on.
frost1988 0
Australia is nowhere near North America.
TheNewGuy03 29
@ 41 -- yes, absolutely true, but how many of those who profess to have a psycho killer are still around to tell the tale? |the kid|
connorfinch 0
I have noticed in the last few weeks that almost everyone in Australia hates America. Why? They're basically the same except that the US is a superpower and Australia is a huge ****** desert.
Barette_fml 7
What the hell is with this 'my country is better than your country' comments? If you're from Australia, odds are you're going to think it's the best country because you grew up there and have a connection with it. Just like people from America. Or England. Or Scotland. Or most other countries. Thing is, these are opinions. I'm American and I love living here, but that doesn't make Australia a bad place to live. I just have a connection with America. Again, the same goes for other countries.