Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking down my street when a girl came up behind me and started yelling about me being a slut. When she saw I was the wrong person, she continued to yell at me because I have blonde hair. FML
Today, I learned that my stalker is still trying to weasel their way into my life even after they doxxed me, cyberstalked me, harassed me, threatened me, and attempted blackmail on me. All this just because I told them that their boyfriend groomed me when I was a minor. FML
Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Looks like she's done her homework! If you do have to have a stalker, you certainly don't want a lazy one. If mine don't get their facts straight, I close my bliñds when I shower.
x_Cupcakes 0
Good luck!
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fearfulsymmetry 1
83: Australia and America are the same? Are you ******* kidding me? Just because they speak the same language does not make them the same.
xx_Lizzy_xx 3
Maybe she just had a look at your facebook page.
awesomeooo3 0
Oops that was suppost to be in reply to #80, it even said "In reply to #80". Stupid iPod.
ghbetuehe 0
*supposed
5t3ff1k4h 47
85 - Doesn't one speak British English while the other speaks "Americanized" English? I think what she means is that both are run similarly. I have no knowledge of how either are run, so I can't say either way.
meeba 2
yayyy!! I'm not the only one with stalkers :)
shannonreneee 11
Australia is a lot better than America, I lived in the US for awhile and it really has nothing on Aus.
TheOtherNewest1 6
How old are you now? Also, I like the idea of making it seem like you're going to kill her. Violently.
lbclover562 0
the people who are saying shes a ***** and that she shouldnt have tried to steal her man or shit like that needs to chill because yu dnt even no if thats true and im pretty sure yu wouldnt fucken like it if someone were to be calling yu a ***** and a man stealer so shut yur mouth :D
xRMBx 3
yo, someone did that to me I'd chase them down and beat the shit outta them haha I don't need any weird ass stalkers
Ratracer 6
I bet this is a Facebook matter... I'm sure she found a comment(s) from you and then, in jealousy, checked out your profile/photos...
Hunter148Cassie 0
I have a stalker who followed me into the bathroom and I said "No thanks I can do this alone." She then waited until I finished doing my business....