Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking down my street when a girl came up behind me and started yelling about me being a slut. When she saw I was the wrong person, she continued to yell at me because I have blonde hair. FML
Today, I learned that my stalker is still trying to weasel their way into my life even after they doxxed me, cyberstalked me, harassed me, threatened me, and attempted blackmail on me. All this just because I told them that their boyfriend groomed me when I was a minor. FML
Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Looks like she's done her homework! If you do have to have a stalker, you certainly don't want a lazy one. If mine don't get their facts straight, I close my bliñds when I shower.
x_Cupcakes 0
Good luck!
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Comments (119)
shacoria 0
well stop trying to steal her boyfriend and she'll leave you alone
spbz78 0
yeah maybe call police! lol
DrPhilly 0
ydi for man stealing
MaiDeath 0
Welp...i guess its one of those things you HAVE to accept
waswashere 0
accept as in a threesome
afdude87 6
yeah restraining order and a can of mace should do lol
davidjr_saldana 0
i jus moderated this fml and it's on here dam that was fast :0
Doortje 30
Please stop embarrassing Dutch people.
stevenmx86 8
OR you've been dancing for 9 years and she's been his girlfriend the whole time... It is then pretty easy to remember stupid details like name and previous hair color... I think you're making more of this than it is...
rattusrattus 19
Year 9. As in, school year. Presumably they had a dancing class or it was for PE.
stevenmx86 8
Thank you 39, I read that incorrectly.
oliver86 8
she'll be right mate, or maybe not
marmlr339 14
Australia is just like America anyways...