Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
Today, in the gym, as I bent over to pick up my weights an old man farted right in my face. The stench was appalling. To make matters worse, a girl I've fancied for ages thought it was me and reported it to the instructor. I was told to leave for "anti-social behavior." FML
Today, and every time go I to the gym this guy follows me. A week ago, I saw him taking photos of me, so I left that gym and went to another one, but the creep was still there. What do I do? FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while. I was doing upper body workouts and decided to ask a very large muscular man to spot me while I did bench presses. As he stood over me, I saw two beads of sweat roll off his nose. One hit me on the cheek. The other landed in my open mouth. FML
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
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MxAxRxCxO 30
You should have farted on a machine and left him a nice surprise ;)
Likian5 26
Let the people who own the gym know about this. Get that creeper banned.
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Comments (127)
KB616 11
You're a ******* idiot... she did nothing to deserve that.
oli_c 6
I would just leave! Tell the owners and get the freak out of there!!
rgri 11
People don't have a sense of humor.
laden_swallow09 35
Sure, we do. It just wasn't funny.
Animekid126 13
Sorry but that's hilarious.
darryaz 9
Report him. If the gym's management is good they'll warn him strongly and if this occurs again revoke his membership. It they do nothing then you know it's time to change gyms.
noxiffic 20
what the actual ****
skyeyez9 25
People pay alot of money for a gym membership. You expect that it is free from creepers and a safe environment. I would have immediately reported him! Go to the manager and ask him to look at the security cameras, so he can see which customer it was, so he can ban him.
gameover18 17
ewww wtf WOW that guy is giving us other guys a bad name. Stay away from him.
mansen 15
This reminds me of the book, Perfume, Story of a murderer. He doesn't happen to be an orphan and into making perfume does he?