Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
Today, in the gym, as I bent over to pick up my weights an old man farted right in my face. The stench was appalling. To make matters worse, a girl I've fancied for ages thought it was me and reported it to the instructor. I was told to leave for "anti-social behavior." FML
Today, and every time go I to the gym this guy follows me. A week ago, I saw him taking photos of me, so I left that gym and went to another one, but the creep was still there. What do I do? FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while. I was doing upper body workouts and decided to ask a very large muscular man to spot me while I did bench presses. As he stood over me, I saw two beads of sweat roll off his nose. One hit me on the cheek. The other landed in my open mouth. FML
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
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MxAxRxCxO 30
You should have farted on a machine and left him a nice surprise ;)
Likian5 26
Let the people who own the gym know about this. Get that creeper banned.
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Comments (127)
knoxxx 22
Wow that's disgusting. Next time, if no one who owns the gym will do anything to stop him, you can bring a towel and sit on it so there's nothing to sniff.
itzjstnx 18
thatss just creepy and disturbing... bleghhh xP
junkman6 22
And people wonder why I spent close to 6 grand on building a gym in my garage.
baileygirl88 8
To avoid weirdo creepers sniffing where your butt sat?
iAlissa 34
Yeah 16, OP definitely deserves this because some creep was sniffing the chair her ass was on. Rethink your comment.
Helpfulman 17
YDI for being gay.
bobak_can_ani 7
something smells fishy
rdnkchevy 9
What a jack ass!! Turn him in and might what to change what time you go to gym every so often so he don't do something worse then that!!
nipun 17
When stuck with a wild animal in an isolated space, follow the instructions given in Life of Pi, and mark your territory :-P
Jordan_OL 10
Match made in heaven, OP ;)
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Unless it's one of the guys from Impractical Jokers. They've done this exact thing before.
buckdharma 38
It could have been worse. He could have licked it.
KB616 11
He probably did.