Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
Today, in the gym, as I bent over to pick up my weights an old man farted right in my face. The stench was appalling. To make matters worse, a girl I've fancied for ages thought it was me and reported it to the instructor. I was told to leave for "anti-social behavior." FML
Today, and every time go I to the gym this guy follows me. A week ago, I saw him taking photos of me, so I left that gym and went to another one, but the creep was still there. What do I do? FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while. I was doing upper body workouts and decided to ask a very large muscular man to spot me while I did bench presses. As he stood over me, I saw two beads of sweat roll off his nose. One hit me on the cheek. The other landed in my open mouth. FML
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
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MxAxRxCxO 30
You should have farted on a machine and left him a nice surprise ;)
Likian5 26
Let the people who own the gym know about this. Get that creeper banned.
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Comments (127)
Mackay92 14
Get over yourself i was checking to see if the equipment was safe..not sniffing it
DessaChan 9
I would've laughed so hard
shift24q 6
what if you like sarcasm?
Raging_hamster 5
If you were dressed slutty, you're not allowed to complain.
whatwhyhoo 10
Why does anyone care what somebody does when you're finished with a machine?
taylorloveshk 5
Well, if he had been going to your gym for a while, chances are someone has reported him for this behavior before. Members at gyms don't just get off easily on sexual harassment. Second, if you had sanatized the seat like you are SUPPOSED to, there would be nothing for him to smell. Btw, that's pretty gross and rude to not spray down equipment after you're done with it at the gym. -A front desk girl at a gym
scervantes34 6
This was in tosh.O
Joedbag 8
reminds me of a post from 4chan...
kelseeinez 10
wtf o_O
Ubehage 32
Well, did he sniff you personally ? If not, then let him have his fetich...