Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
Today, in the gym, as I bent over to pick up my weights an old man farted right in my face. The stench was appalling. To make matters worse, a girl I've fancied for ages thought it was me and reported it to the instructor. I was told to leave for "anti-social behavior." FML
Today, and every time go I to the gym this guy follows me. A week ago, I saw him taking photos of me, so I left that gym and went to another one, but the creep was still there. What do I do? FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while. I was doing upper body workouts and decided to ask a very large muscular man to spot me while I did bench presses. As he stood over me, I saw two beads of sweat roll off his nose. One hit me on the cheek. The other landed in my open mouth. FML
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
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MxAxRxCxO 30
You should have farted on a machine and left him a nice surprise ;)
Likian5 26
Let the people who own the gym know about this. Get that creeper banned.
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Comments (127)
ThatFancyPenn 18
Hey maybe he is a scientist and was hired to avoid for hazardous chemicals!
gracehi 33
Ew.
DREAMCATCHERoooo 4
I would tell the gym to kick him out or refund my membership. You never know how far these creeps can go.
Jordan_OL 10
I don't think it'd be reasonable to ask the gym for a refund, even if they don't kick him out. It's not their fault the guy is creepy, so they aren't really liable for it I suppose.
perdix 31
Hold a can of mace between your butt cheeks, and clench during your workout to spray the seat. You'll have to train for months to gain the gluteal dexterity, butt trust me, it's worth the effort!
umakemesic 15
Haha! I don't know, she may end up with mace somewhere other than the seat. I have never maced myself in the ass, so not sure how comfortable that would be but i'm guessing its... not. Not everyone gets off on that amount of pain like you;)
junkman6 22
Seeing as how painful just having OC spray laden sweat go down your shorts is...... I can't imagine the pain of a can of mace going off in your asscrack.
RedPillSucks 33
It's painful to be maced in the ******. Don't ask me how I know.
perdix 31
This is why the training is so rigorous that most people never attain mastery. The people who can't hack prehensile butt training often become Navy SEALs as a consolation:)
somuchfeels 11
In reply to number 40, I'd really hope you haven't Macedonia yourself in the ass.
jaimie_mazda 7
Smells like teen spirit.
allie2590 31
Smells more like Taco Bell if you ask me.
jaimie_mazda 7
I dunno about you but I wouldn't continue to smell the bench if she smelled like Taco Bell. Not my kind of thing to like a woman's crotch that smells like a taco.
jtfrisch 22
That man is a legend
orsombre_fml 11
Pepper is your friend.
KR12T3N 15
Dirty old man.
perdix 31
Hey, there was nothing that said he was old!!! I just joined a new gym in Texas, and when I go sniff where pretty, young girls have just sat, I do it in a classy, friendly, comfortable way. The guy in the story is probably an inexperienced, young seat-sniffer.
welandedonthemoo 5
Lmao
beaverteaser 16
was the song hungry eyes playing in the background?
Peachy2392 26
Whether or not she's supposed to wipe off the seat doesn't change the fact that some creepy guy is sniffing the seats after she uses it. She can't really control his behavior, so its definitely not a YDI.