Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, a woman got on the bus wearing extremely strong perfume and sat in the seat in front of me. The gentleman I was sitting next to began violently sneezing, so much so that he eventually sneeze-vomited all over my lap and backpack. FML
Today, while on the bus, the guy sitting beside me let out the vilest and most nauseating fart I've ever encountered, the kind that could retroactively sterilize five generations of one's ancestors with the smell alone. As I gagged, he smirked and said, "That's Taco Bell for ya." FML
Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus and the guy in front of me turned around and asked for a dollar. I politely said no. Now he won’t stop farting. I literally hate leaving my house anymore. FML
Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML
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Top comments
DrAwesome 6
Doesn't look like the bus will be running out of gas any time soon.
Doortje 30
And he didn't offer you a sniff? How rude!
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Comments (100)
xKillerCx 0
eww
ClickMyPicture 0
eww
biscottiiii 4
At least he didn't try to make you smell it. o.O
jamieeeee 0
eww
stephanie0613 0
hahaha ewww gross .
madmadd 0
lol at 20 I can so imagine that!!!
fakeaccountX 6
"Now how about a handshake?"
ryanriola 0
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TheRealFamilyGuy 5
ahh the good ol cupcake never fails to make people feel awkward
mamamiaaa_fml 12
I wish something like that would happen to me.
WallyTheWombat 0
It's hard to imagine that people like that are actually walking around the streets and taking up our valuable bus space.
zkchild 0
Was he nice and offer you a sniff?
FatGuyLover 0
not a sniff he offered a toke, and kicked her ass when she let go of the gas
KoRnLeader 0
he just wants to share the love
rkdtd1 0
Did he want you to smell it too? Maybe it was yummy.
DrAwesome 6
Doesn't look like the bus will be running out of gas any time soon.
crabgass 3
I see what you did there lmao
ChaoticFoxen 6
This comment , I can't #3 XD
jes12NV 0
wow. just wow
Illblowyourmind 3
Omg Sam!!! <3
slayer119 0
haha
milou_fml 6
"I wish I had some more of that bean burrito" is probably what was going through his mind.
Qluz 3
wooho score one for public transportation
memo619 0
Mmmmm yummy I'd lick his hand
poopiscool 7
You're sick. Fart Sniffer.
poopiscool 7
Fart Licker.
giantsfan2010 23
I really doubt someone would do that.
GuitarNukka520 5
everyone loves their own stank.
bkenney 0
YOU MADE THAT UP OP!
thisgirl2u 9
How do you know?? Oh, I get it! you know because while sitting next to OP you only smelled your hand twice and not the "whole ride" ?? So OP exaggerated a little, it was still really traumatizing and shame on you. :P
bkenney 0
actually I know everything
honeyluv0218 4
lmao
5t3ff1k4h 47
Do you? Well, since my thoughts can, in some cases, be considered something, what am I thinking, know-it-all?