Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
Today, in the gym, as I bent over to pick up my weights an old man farted right in my face. The stench was appalling. To make matters worse, a girl I've fancied for ages thought it was me and reported it to the instructor. I was told to leave for "anti-social behavior." FML
Today, and every time go I to the gym this guy follows me. A week ago, I saw him taking photos of me, so I left that gym and went to another one, but the creep was still there. What do I do? FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while. I was doing upper body workouts and decided to ask a very large muscular man to spot me while I did bench presses. As he stood over me, I saw two beads of sweat roll off his nose. One hit me on the cheek. The other landed in my open mouth. FML
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
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MxAxRxCxO 30
You should have farted on a machine and left him a nice surprise ;)
Likian5 26
Let the people who own the gym know about this. Get that creeper banned.
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Comments (127)
Powerage66 16
That is just creepy. Arm yourself.
RedPillSucks 33
In the gym? She's gonna shoot some guy because he sniffed her seat?
Perdition25 12
If he does that while in the gym, imagine what he would do elsewhere with less people after following her.
Curlytwirly22 17
You should have reported him to the gym manager and got him suspended
geekgirl72494 8
You should have slapped him. I would have.
B4rn3yST1NSON 15
ahhh , now I know why we don't have gender mixed gyms here :/ , sorry OP get this to the police if you have to !
iluvpeanutbutter 22
She might have had a towel down on the seat while using the machines. A lot of gyms request that.
justmeCee 16
Ewwww...that is disgusting and very creepy. Question tho, did you not sanitize the equipment after using it? No one except, the creepy guy, wants anything to do with your stank and sweat! Either way tho, that guy is mental and you should complain and get him banned from that gym.
siggy_mcsigx 22
Sorry wes but you are spouting the general thoughts of "BLAME THE VICTIM" that allows, and arguably encourages, rape culture in society. "If she had just wiped off the seat like a good Decent person, the creep would have been left alone. But since she didn't, it's her fault." "If she had not worn that and been walking with a decent man she knew, she would never have been attacked. But since she didn't, it's her fault." NO. There is nothing that OP did to "make" the guy be a creeper.
rocker_chick105 31
Usually people wipe down the places their hands touched, not their ass.
AlaskanG 27
#16, maybe she was walking to get the spray bottle and towel. Usually they are placed around the gym. Or some gyms hire people to wipe them for you.
AlaskanG 27
And #64, you're always supposed to wipe down the seat...