Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML
Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML
Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML
Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been sitting in the store for two hours watching me. Only four hours to go until I get off. FML
Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML
Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy guy at work. He responded by wordlessly hugging me. I was touched, until I realized he was trying to unhook my bra. FML
Today, I went out for lunch with a guy I hadn't seen in a couple of months. He seemed to be staring at my chest quite a bit, but I wasn't too bothered by it. Turns out there was still an XL sticker on my shirt. FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
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Top comments
soulebelius 17
Why were you directly in front of him for 40 seconds? Uh.. MOVE.
fireysaje 10
You probably have your shirt on backwards, don't dive into a dumpster looking for it
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Comments (86)
josebaseball11 14
Well, look on the bright side, he could have asked for closer view.
LeFrogDog 27
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WhiteCrimson 23
Lol day dreaming. You should have asked him what he was thinking
Dusty_Busters 15
I'm not sure she wants the answer to that question
Queensland 27
You should've said, "Oh so I did. My names 'Not Interested'. Now piss off."
DerrickJames 33
I see you have great customer service skills. Not.
Queensland 27
I don't care. When men treat women like that, what's wrong with being rude back.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Getting fired. It's better to report him to someone or get someone else to help him. Never be rude until its seriously necessary.
asmari 10
It's okay Queensland, your still hot.
perdix 31
#24, nevertheless, she still forgot her name tag. Her username is her location.
ManInTheMachine 20
24-Slow down there, Casanova.
Jjimen1654 9
He didnt even treat her bad, he just let his natural instict take over, men are just drawn to breasts. Deal with it!
BrittaniiFTW 4
No, if a guy were to stare at my chest for to long I would not just 'deal with it.' It's rude and makes the girl uncomfortable. Respect, people...
SarahAlleen 8
You can't just tell people to piss off. Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
4--I agree with u. its shows a lack of respect when a guy just stares at those certain areas. I understand its a natural instinct, but were not ******* animals...we can control ourselves.
kakarot2 11
If you don't want a guy to stare... Don't wear shirts that show cleavage. PLAIN AND SIMPLE.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
69, you sound like one of those assholes that say rape victims were "asking for it" because of how they were dressed. Men should have the self-control to not obsessively sexualize a woman's body. Girls shouldn't have to wear turtlenecks just to avoid being harassed.
soulebelius 17
Why were you directly in front of him for 40 seconds? Uh.. MOVE.
Queensland 27
She was probably a cashier. She couldn't uh.. MOVE.
ashleighlaine 21
I mean, she could have cleared her throat or something to break the creepo from his boob trance.
Queensland 27
Usually the spaces are pretty small. And they're not allowed to move out of them.
Queensland 27
That's what it's like in Australia anyway.
Astarea 22
No offence.. I wok as a cashier, and I am allowed to move, shift or turn around as I please, so I don't know what your employers problem is. If someone is blatantly staring at my chest I'd turn to the side and fiddle with my receipt printer or call the next customer/start scanning the next persons things. Problem solved without being unnecessarily rude.
ManInTheMachine 20
That's because you've never seen the OTHER side of being a cashier, Baustigt. I mean shit, with the low wages and long hours of standing, her feet might as well have been stuck in cement. And of course, they're the whips and chains the manager keeps behind the store.
jazalea8 16
I work as a cashier. I am told not to move at all. Once I place my feet, I am not to move to give the customer my complete attention. Even if the customer is staring at my chest. I have been told so by management. I moved once and got yelled yet because the customer complained that I did not give him by undivided attention. I just make sure I wear a black tank under my work uniform now to prevent attention that I do not want. Also, how do you know she is not new at cashiering, and this is her first encounter with this?
guci101 14
I would +1 this but it has 69 +1's and I don't wanna ruin it
banapple93 3
So, just to be clear, HE stares at her. HE puts her in a position of sexual vulnerability. But it's HER fault because she didn't move?
archnarquibquib 21
#51- If you can't move, how do you ring them up? *gasp* Do you have telepathy?!
Feedmyaddiction5 14
@22 that is how it is at my job. I live in the US abs it is a very small space and I am not allow to leave.
soulebelius 17
#70, who said it's her fault? Common sense goes a long way. If a guy was holding his phone in your direction trying to show you his dick pictures, would you not turn your head? What kind of muppet are you?
daemonsparta 16
not to mention he could havr neen holsing up a line. whether spaced out or actually staring you could like..clea your throat.. snap him out
lopsop 12
See? He was just helping you out.
fireysaje 10
You probably have your shirt on backwards, don't dive into a dumpster looking for it
lbrown66 12
Sounds like that's happened to you before?
tjnaprincess 8
They got it from spongebob #12
Pordexel 5
You mean it has never happened to you?
SystemofaBlink41 27
Every day ends up in a dumpster for me.
Frenchtony 17
It doesn't matter who I am what matters is my plan... No one cared who I was until I forgot to put on my name tag.
Pordexel 5
When Burger King lies in ashes, then you have my permission to order. Anybody? No...? Ok.
cuppycakeslove 20
Took him a quite a whole to only realize that you were missing your name tag...helpful guy or sneaky perv? Hmmm
olpally 33
Both in this case. He got a free look and helped her at the same time. He won. Lol.
thatnucca 36
Name tag?! For the twins or for yourself? Lol
Yellow_Fish79 11
YOU LOST YOUR IDENTITY!!!!????