Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
Today, in the gym, as I bent over to pick up my weights an old man farted right in my face. The stench was appalling. To make matters worse, a girl I've fancied for ages thought it was me and reported it to the instructor. I was told to leave for "anti-social behavior." FML
Today, and every time go I to the gym this guy follows me. A week ago, I saw him taking photos of me, so I left that gym and went to another one, but the creep was still there. What do I do? FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while. I was doing upper body workouts and decided to ask a very large muscular man to spot me while I did bench presses. As he stood over me, I saw two beads of sweat roll off his nose. One hit me on the cheek. The other landed in my open mouth. FML
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
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MxAxRxCxO 30
You should have farted on a machine and left him a nice surprise ;)
Likian5 26
Let the people who own the gym know about this. Get that creeper banned.
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Comments (127)
worldclassrager 41
Looks like he likes the smell of hard work..
bella_bunz0415 10
Eeeeek sounds like this creepy guy I rode the buss with he would always sniff the seat before he sat down
Omniprism 15
Let management know. He'll get kicked out.
TogeBara 12
I don't understand something... If he got low enough to sniff the seat, why didn't you kick him in the face? Or curb stomp his ass? Japanese people bow to show respect to those in a position of authority, this derived from showing your neck to your lord. It is a sign of weakness to someone else, use it to break his face. :)
kf4vkp 3
Wipe the seat down when your done. Problem solved.
taylorloveshk 5
Someone ******* understands. Thank you for your intelligence!
ErwinsWife 5
OMG!! Creepy
Devul143 12
omfg.. that's soooo effin creepy!! Watch your back!!
kaablam 17
Well since the comments were closed on the next fml, I came back and decided my two cents could sit here instead. There are actually reported pregnancies from females that were swimming near where man/men have ejaculated. No intercourse, no hi how are ya...
duceman85 3
Creepy lol
Federgirl 19
what a freaking creep!!!