Today, I called the cops on a couple who was fighting outside my window at 4 a.m. They hid in the bushes when the cops came, came back out when they left, and started fighting again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the cops showed up at my work because people were fighting in the parking lot. This is a nightly occurrence. FML
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
Today, I heard my downstairs neighbor being beaten by her husband. I anonymously called 911, hoping to help. She must've seen me giving the cops my statement because as soon as they left, she knocked on my door and punched me square in the face while screaming, "Mind your own business bitch!" FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML
Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML
Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML
Today, while working as a plain clothes police officer, I witnessed a fight in a front yard. My partner and I intervened and clearly identified ourselves as police. Unfortunately, the two guys' mother didn't have her hearing aid in, and hit my arm with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML
Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML
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Top comments
cumberbunny 17
Throw cold water on them - if they're going to act like alley cats treat them like alley cats.
gjikvtj 18
Whats wrong with you? Nobody talks about fight club
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Comments (73)
whenitdidhappen 14
you know, they may not have known who exactly called the police on them , but they definitely knew that they are making a disturbance , so this was probably intended.
IcelandicHeathen 5
At least you're not my neighbor, mine hate me for all the times I've made sacrifices and yelled heil in the middle of the night.
JayD12 3
You saw them hide in the bushes and didn't think to tell the cops that?
brandoneyez1 25
Call the cops again. Nothing wrong with it. It's disturbing you and clearly a distraction to not just you. You just call them back. People these days have guns and you just never know.
katertott 44
Open your window, set up your speakers and video camera, blast some gunshot sound effects on full volume, upload video to youtube, and share the link. Scares them off, entertains everyone else, and harms no bullets during the making of your film. Win-win!
Hethyr 7
I have neighbors like that :(
Guardian88 21
I take it the state you live in doesnt allow firearms? Must be california
sehrgutmann 19
If you saw them go in the bushes why didn't you tell the cops...?
snegec 7
That's some lazy cops if they didn't notice them in the bushes.
KJ6 21
Three words: Bucket O' Water