Today, my cousin is visiting from Oklahoma. He can't go a minute without saying "YOLO" or "Swag". He's going to be here for a week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 16-year-old cousin came to visit for the week. So far, she's said "raunchy", "cray-cray", "legit", and "like" an uncountable number of times. She's only been here for a half hour. FML
Today, my 4 year old cousin is staying overnight. Every time I fall asleep he wakes me up to tell me I fell asleep. FML
Today, I told my cousin it would be okay if he stayed the weekend after a fight with his wife. He didn't tell me he was bringing his 4 kids. They've watched funny cat videos for hours and they laugh like maniacs. FML
Today, my little cousin is going to be staying at our house for a year or so, because of financial problems. It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that every single night he creeps up on me while I'm sleeping, and shouts, "GO FUCK YOURSELF!" directly into my ear. Only another 11 months to go. FML
Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on shuffle in the room we were in as I left to go to the bathroom. When I came back she was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. She won't stop singing it and her mom is coming over to pick her up in an hour. She's 4. FML
Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML
Today, I was complaining to my best friend about my weird cousin and how annoying he is whenever I see him (which isn't often, thankfully). She replied, “Isn’t that my boyfriend you're talking about?” Turns out, yes. Yes, he is. FML
Today, my brother decided it would be funny for almost every sentence out of his mouth to start with the word "hashtag". FML
Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML
Today, my eleven-year-old cousin, who lives with me, has discovered Old Town Road. He’s been playing it for four hours on repeat and I’m ready to scream. FML
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chrisp87 11
I'm assuming your cousin is a teenager who probably plays Xbox and screams ( Come at me bro )
Bakarra 22
Does he use hash tags unnecessarily too? #swag#yolo#420#FML #bouttogetburied
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chrisp87 11
I'm assuming your cousin is a teenager who probably plays Xbox and screams ( Come at me bro )
Bakarra 22
I think it doesn't matter, feel free to not start a flame war here on an unrelated forum
isallwaysme 27
Aaaand 21 cannot take responsibility. When did #1 ever say anything against playstations? You started this bud.
BlitzPKF 10
Yep and playing COD at what the highest prestige talking about "Pawning N00BS"
GoodLookingGeese 10
You both are WRONG! Wiiiii ruleZ!!! And let's see what's happening - Bazinga!
ManInTheMachine 20
Trutous: Please, take your immature, irresponsible ass and **** off of FML. The point of #1's comment, despite your narrow-mindedness, was not to attack a game console, it was to say OP's cousin is immature; much like you appear to be. However, rather than taking the comment for what it was, you decided to devolve to a 13 year old 'console war' mentality. Trust me, we don't need that shit on here. We have enough idiots to deal with as it is.
NeinKittenz 20
What's wrong with Xbox? Can't take there #SWAG?
chrisp87 11
It seems your narrow mind misunderstood my perspective. My argument had nothing to do with Xbox I was just speaking in generalities. It seems you're to ignorant to see exactly where my statement was focused on.
Prolux_fml 23
53 - *Their
chrisp87 11
Thank you for seeing where exactly I'm coming from. I greatly appreciate it.
chrisp87 11
Learn to properly spell.
bootyful86 7
32- you're an idiot.
kyu_Q 19
Who ever came up with YOLO should be shot in the nuts.
DubstepCrazyXD 11
No I'm pretty sure when it comes to graphics and other stuff, Wii is at the bottom of the list in my opinion. PS3 is 1st and XBox is 2nd. @ 42
sens3sfailing 25
#98- what part of this not being the place for console wars (nor is any other place) did you not understand? And previous comments, #110, do not erase your lack of maturity here. You claim to be just giving a rebuttal to his bias, but showed bias against ps3 yourself. True neutrality would say "any console" and not correct with an equally bias statement...
whY402Jay 12
Trutous, FMLs aren't always in requirement of some insight or philosophical bullshit from a self-proclaimed psychologist. There is a lot of good that people shed light on in their comments, but it's just an FML.
TotallyAradical 14
Nobody likes you. Go away.
NickyK 25
The reason you're "ignorant, irresponsible, and narrow-minded" is simply because you needed to be captious about the little detail of an Xbox being mentioned rather than another console. Honestly, who uses the neutral term "console"? The usage of "Xbox" was not meant to insult, nor start a console war.
Wimoweh 10
Trutous, I believe the proper usage of the language, and what I also believe what you were aiming for, is "of course," not "oh course." I also noticed you mixed up the word "too" with "to." I will stay neutral in this flame war, but I simply cannot allow such an abhorrent use of grammar to be used. I hope you will take my findings into consideration. Thank you.
Epeso4 7
They should just be shot in general.
Epeso4 7
Sorry, wrong FML. My mistake.
l23VIVE 17
Wait so Trutuous, are you mad that the OC used Xbox in his comment because you like Xbox or because you like PS3? Or are you just being a fizzy douche?
zandalee 20
Can't we all just get along? *Sniff
kirb2154 3
I'm having fun downvoting this trutous guy..
chrisp87 11
Like I mentioned prior to this my statement had nothing to do with Xbox. I happen to own an Xbox my question is where exactly does it mention me disrespecting Xbox or Microsoft? And instead of you owning up to your fault you justify your behavior quit taking the focus off yourself and be " Mature " like you proclaim.
whY402Jay 12
I was referring to the "smart" people on FML who talk about the greatest life lessons on other posts, not this one. Read the context of my entire comment.
chrisp87 11
I didn't realize you'd be getting so booty sore over me talking about Xbox you give a speech nobody cares about. And honestly who really gives a crap what console I brought up it's completely irrelevant. Seems to me you need to get a job or a hobby whichever comes first have a nice day cry baby.
roxxyfoxxy3 25
-1 I'm a teenager. I play Xbox/pc/ps2 And I scream. Do I scream yolo and swag..? Hell no.
asdfjkl123456 13
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Perception 6
#178 Congratulations, you are the most pathetic commenter I have ever seen. As much as I know I am just feeding the troll even more, please, please just stop.
ladyLALAA 29
Give him a swag and send him to sleep in the yard...
BulldogHoops 14
I live in Oklahoma, and it is surprisingly bad here. The swagfags are rampant. I can't say I haven't been tempted to do this at times.
oj101 33
YOLO isn't really useful for anything apart from explaining why swimming in a lake full of crocodiles isn't a great idea. And as for SWAG, what an idiotic word!
cosmosis 12
Swags are handy for sleeping out in the bush. Handy so the dropbears and yhettis cant attack while you sleep. Or maybe hes taken an interest to the homosexual movement in the 70's as #15 pointed out.
lexi365 20
Hey now, the Lonely Island made an awesome song explianing/about yolo.
Reaper1984 13
It should the other way around... OLOY.... Only Losers Obey Yolo
warchild4080 8
swag was a term used in the 1920s as a secret word for sailors to use so they wouldn't be dishonorably discharged it stood for secretly we are gay so let him scream it that much more
skip_m 6
Giddy-up.
coolboy675 16
Who needs swag when YOLO?! Or better yet, YOLOLO. And if he happens to wear so-so polos, YOWOSOSOPOLOS. But if you mean that in a gay way, YOWOSOSOPOLOSSOHOMO. And if you don't want to be 40 year old virgin OP, I suggest you take your advice from your name.
Danyellstar 14
I feel your pain. My sister never stops saying those and I live with her ALL of the time.
AnimeBitch 14
Kill him.
Bakarra 22
Does he use hash tags unnecessarily too? #swag#yolo#420#FML #bouttogetburied
Bakarra 22
Noooo you fools I asked you to burry meeee! :P
mikeymayhem_87 15
Well..... Your post has meaningful justification, which explains the success
Bakarra 22
You can't see it, but I'm doing the kip fist pump right now. Yussssssssss
luminos_ 9
I thought we left YOLO and Swag behind in 2012? I guess not...
TheDrifter 24
That would drive me insane. I have a computer illiterate coworker that is constantly looking for the "hashtag button" on the keyboard. She doesn't think it's funny when I tell her to google it.
etishuman22 32
No, apparently it was rehashed. Unfortunately.
yrue82 7
Oh no... It's still hunting us! Unfortunately
pkom96 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Oklahoma is less civilized than most of the country, he is probably trying to fit in. Explain to him he doesn't have to.
Roskosity 22
**** off, ********.
cosmosis 12
Does wearing your sisters sunnies help you fit in where your from champ?
Sandsh8rk 36
No need to discriminate man!
ksks1234 33
Your apsotultelely rite 14. We has no edecatin and still live in a tp and ride horses. I am in Kansas right now to use the Internet.
PincessBoff 6
Yeah man I kinda took offense to that one. I'm from Oklahoma AND I'M A BLONDE TEENAGE GIRL, but I'm still educated and have a good life without the #swaaagg #yolobro crap. I'm about to graduate, and get a job so my boyfriend of two years and I can get a place. Just, watch what you say.
jmacfan1 16
**** off dude. I'm from Oklahoma and it is very civilized. There are some **** tards here who say yolo and swag. Not all of us do. I for one can't stand swag and yolo. So **** off for insulting Oklahoma
PenguinBitch 44
71- Sorry but you lost me at "blonde teenage girl" :P
weasel123 9
I assure you that Oklahoma is no less civilized than any other part of the country. Most of us don't use the words "swag" or "yolo."
WeWereWealth7 7
#71, why do I get the feeling you commented on this post just so you could mention the fact that you have a boyfriend?