dinkley7
Nice neighborhood
Today, the cops showed up at my work because people were fighting in the parking lot. This is a nightly occurrence. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
frustrated
Forest Park, United States
Cops can't catch criminals
Today, I called the cops on a couple who was fighting outside my window at 4 a.m. They hid in the bushes when the cops came, came back out when they left, and started fighting again. FML
HumanNature
Canada
Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
PleaseCalmDownThisIsALibrary
Columbia, United States
Risky business
Today, I'm just a simple librarian. Last week, we had to call the cops on two separate aggressive patrons. Today, I had to call the cops yet again. WTF? FML
Anonymous
Lexington, United States
Nice neighborhood
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
wtffireworks!
United States
Today, at work, there was a police officer waiting for me. Bewildered, I asked what the problem was. Someone had shot fireworks at cars in the parking lot and I was a suspect. Why? Ponytails on men apparently look suspicious. FML
ramis182
Federal Way, United States
Today, I was not yet wearing my bouncer uniform when a fight broke out at a club. I intervened, only to have the cops who showed up tase me because they thought I was part of it. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Netherlands
No good deed…
Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML
Melinie
United States
Today, I found an empty parking space in a crowded parking lot. When I came back later, a lady and a cop were standing by my car. Her car used to be parked there and got stolen. They think I'm involved. FML
Undercover
United States
Today, while working as a plain clothes police officer, I witnessed a fight in a front yard. My partner and I intervened and clearly identified ourselves as police. Unfortunately, the two guys' mother didn't have her hearing aid in, and hit my arm with a baseball bat. FML
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Regis Bent 12
Feel lucky and blessed your are not the cops who actually have to deal with and try to defuse the situation.
rainbowdonnareed 18
Where do you work?! I used to work at nightclubs and all I can say is breathe
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Regis Bent 12
Feel lucky and blessed your are not the cops who actually have to deal with and try to defuse the situation.
rainbowdonnareed 18
Where do you work?! I used to work at nightclubs and all I can say is breathe