Today, I called the cops on a couple who was fighting outside my window at 4 a.m. They hid in the bushes when the cops came, came back out when they left, and started fighting again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the cops showed up at my work because people were fighting in the parking lot. This is a nightly occurrence. FML
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
Today, I heard my downstairs neighbor being beaten by her husband. I anonymously called 911, hoping to help. She must've seen me giving the cops my statement because as soon as they left, she knocked on my door and punched me square in the face while screaming, "Mind your own business bitch!" FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML
Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML
Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML
Today, while working as a plain clothes police officer, I witnessed a fight in a front yard. My partner and I intervened and clearly identified ourselves as police. Unfortunately, the two guys' mother didn't have her hearing aid in, and hit my arm with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML
Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML
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Top comments
cumberbunny 17
Throw cold water on them - if they're going to act like alley cats treat them like alley cats.
gjikvtj 18
Whats wrong with you? Nobody talks about fight club
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Comments (73)
golferman72 16
Shoulda beat em up.
mt631 18
Yes, because violence solves everything.
laden_swallow09 35
If it'll keep those crazy kids off my lawn…
leigh_leigh1231 4
Ya "wrestling"
AverageJoey 18
Wow they managed to stop fighting to hide but continued to fight afterwards.
Uglyfeet 23
Yeah, that got me a little intrigued too...
brand125 17
they happened to make up and go **** in the bushes then got in a fight again and came back out
uglyduck24 7
You should've recorded it to show the police..
moni103 15
If you saw them going into the bushes when the cops arrived then why did you not inform said cops about them hidding?
TheLadyOpal 30
OP probably just thought they ran off and didn't realize they were hiding in the bushes until they came back out.
jane_marie 12
OP probably wanted to stay anonymous.
howlingwolf89 16
That's painfully hilarious
Echosnow 15
People are awful!!
LuckBeNimble 19
what if OP is crazy and there never really was a couple fighting outside his window? maybe their "hiding" was their inability to be seen by anyone other than OP!
TvSmith 8
So the police didn't have the audacity to look more thoroughly? FYL
Hiimhaileypotter 53
The audacity? I don't think that's the word you meant. Lol.
livefreely12 11
They're on your property.. You can do anything!
gracehi 33
Not necessarily. OP may rent. Still, it is his home, so I don't know if that makes a difference.