Today, I was swimming in the fast lane at the pool. A guy in blue trunks was swimming slowly and really getting on everyone's nerves. I took a break, and looking around I couldn't see him. I turned to the guy next to me and said, "Finally, Mr. Blue Trunks has f**ked off." It was Mr. Blue Trunks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was swimming my routine laps at the gym's pool and a man came in and swam in the adjacent lane. While swimming freestyle, I smelled a really nasty fart. Not a minute later, he hurriedly left. I didn't realize what he had done until I saw "floating particles" in the water. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Today, I was at a swim meet, swimming as hard as I'd ever swum before. During the last lap I saw no one in the lanes next to me. Thinking I was first, I became extremely excited. When I came to the wall, I realized the reason no one else was around: They already finished the race. I was last. FML
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, I was in swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about your love life! Swim, bitch!" FML
Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
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noobgang7 5
wow keep ur mouth shut next time
Residence_fml 4
You feel bad about him finding out everyone thought he was annoying? Shouldn't you have told him that he was too slow so he could get out and go swim into another lane? YDI for bitching about someone the entire time without doing something about it and then feel bad he found out.
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Comments (139)
killabeast1 0
lol
alkaid 14
if u can't tell someone ur thoughts directly in his/her face , don't open your mouth in the first place!
noobgang7 5
insta top comment stfu
rowyourboat 0
YDI totally for being bitchy (:
Horney4her69 0
I hope he got the hint.
acm309 0
to #12: I guess it's a good thing they DID say it to his face. HA!! >:)
lmfao1643 3
Everyone look on covering comment #2 hahaha
jasonsaied 1
wow shut the **** up people acting like you wouldn't complain too
HamsteronA 0
perdix, how can accept anything from that troll. I thought you were good at stuff aswell
_swimcutie_ 0
Lmao. Fail. But omg I hate that sooo much. During practice we were trying to get our best times..my time normally was a 27.4 and all because the slow kid infront of me, my time went up to 30! Then they recorded the time and told me I need to stop slacking off. FML
ILikePopCorn 0
YDI for coming up with the name mr. blue trunks.
icifresh911 0
LOL ^^^^
caittycat95 0
watagatapitusberry! pwnd
B0ned 0
YDI for swimming.
noobgang7 5
wow keep ur mouth shut next time
Bugatti_Veyron 1
if your so much stronger than him, hold his head under the water for a couple minutes and it will be like it never happened :)
Abbeygale 8
Should've laughed it off like you were joking with him.
Sm90 0
Now that's what I hate when you don't realize that you said it to the wrong person. Haha.
MagicalPegicorn 0
he got ninja'd
Residence_fml 4
You feel bad about him finding out everyone thought he was annoying? Shouldn't you have told him that he was too slow so he could get out and go swim into another lane? YDI for bitching about someone the entire time without doing something about it and then feel bad he found out.
isaiah614 0
snickerdoodles always talking shit
PsychoMerk 0
DBZ? :3
PsychoMerk 0
what? O_O
karinerz 0
Your fault for saying rude things to other people, next time, look to see who your talking to before you actually talk, or just keep your mouth shut.
FMLoverAgain 7
snickerdooddles is right
Tigg3r 3
It's a ******* miracle... Meh. I just ignore her anyway...
perdix 31
YDI for not having the ovaries to tell the idiot he was in the wrong lane.
deadsrs 0
It's funny you mention his wit muscle because it's located extremely close to his penis.
Lynear 0
That's creepy as **** snicker, even creepier after seeing that picture of yours.
lolorly 0
She looks like a sexy librarian offering a massage. And winking! Oh boy, yeah that's "creepy" alright. [!]
Lynear 0
My standards aren't as low as yours sadly enough.
perdix 31
Thanks, snick, I am feeling kinda tight today, so I gratefully accept your offer to rub one out. Let me guide your hand to the muscle.
NicholasShreds 0
I hate Snicks. Know it all bitch. Anyways I gotta say, you deserve it for being in the fast lane when you can't keep up.
Zills 0
Perdix that last comment is full of win. Snicker is this in an open invite to everyone I'm available.
dumbhaters 0
snickerdoodle no one but desperate ***** would want your greasy monkey hands on them. **** you
Zills 0
Dumbhaters are you angry because nobody loves you? Is it that you're adopted? Why be angry at her she never did anything to you.
caancoha 0
Snickerdoodle(s), you may be a whiz at spelling, but you need to sharpen your punctuation and grammar. Also, you were rather redunant by scolding the OP with something about how he/she was "rudely" talking and reiterating it with a comment on how the OP is "childish and rude." Kindly remove your head from your ass.
angelkissezxox 3
hahaha!
dumbhaters 0
your not even funny