Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Today, my neighbor called the cops on me, claiming I'd threatened him with a gun. Despite zero proof, they took me to the station and gave me hell. I guess what I've learned today is that you should never offend your crazy neighbor by breaking up with his daughter. FML
Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML
Today, I heard my downstairs neighbor being beaten by her husband. I anonymously called 911, hoping to help. She must've seen me giving the cops my statement because as soon as they left, she knocked on my door and punched me square in the face while screaming, "Mind your own business bitch!" FML
Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML
Today, I punched a drunk woman who kept trying to force herself onto my husband. She turned out to be an off-duty cop. FML
Today, my stalker from 16 years ago has apparently come back. Hello, police protection. FML
Today, I met my neighbor. When she saw me cutting down trees on my lot, she interrogated me and called the police because she didn't believe I owned the property. She didn't call the cops when she watched someone steal a cord of wood from my property two days ago. FML
Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML
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soulreaper12296 28
Hopefully they still did their job and removed your neighbor. If not you should report them immediately.
watermelon15 35
Why are there no other comments on this? Strange. I guess it's because what #1 said is all there is to be said
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Comments (6)
soulreaper12296 28
Hopefully they still did their job and removed your neighbor. If not you should report them immediately.
watermelon15 35
Why are there no other comments on this? Strange. I guess it's because what #1 said is all there is to be said
sarahjane666 0
How the hell have 60 people got brains the size of a peanut to say they deserved it?
potatoe_barf 13
Well the police officer can't ignore the law because they are dealing with a friend.
mymegangirl 7
I really don't know that the cop knowing her has anything to do with it. I'm sure he still did his job. how did your neighbor get in?
wrenavery90 12
So what. I'm sure the police still removed them from your house.