Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "Lil' yeast infection's sis." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after two rounds of antibiotics, I got a yeast infection. My husband started calling me "Yeasty." FML
Today, on my shift as a nurse, I asked a pregnant woman what she would name her child. She said she saw the name "Chlamydia" on a billboard and decided to name her daughter that, saying it was "beautiful." I informed her that it was an STD, and she replied, "Oh, well no one knows that!" FML
Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making bread." I can never look at bread the same way. FML
Today, I went to the doctor and was diagnosed with a yeast infection. It’s been 3 hours since I’ve been home and my husband won’t stop referring to me as "cheddar puss". FML
Today, I found out I'm going to have a sister. Who’s the mom gonna be? It’s my cousin from my mom’s side. My dad’s excuse? "Well, she ain’t blood related." FML
Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML
Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML
Today, I found out that my sister's kids refer to me as their 'Drunkle'. I guess I have to admit to myself that I'm an alcoholic. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with polycystic ovaries and confided in my mom, after being told I would have trouble having kids. Five minutes later, I hear the whole family laughing about it downstairs. FML
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ksktwin84 14
Show them a medical dictionary...with pictures
olpally 33
They really need to leave the ridiculous baby names for the celebrities. **** both your lives, hard. :( stupid parents. Those people are jerks also. :/
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Comments (165)
luckylucas26 9
Your parents are assholes.
BabyrooKid 11
Could be worse. Your/her name could be chlamydia.
XSimpleDesignX 18
How does that make your life suck? It makes her life suck.
mansen 15
I knew a girl named Candida growing up. lets see, she was a model, learned how to fly a helicopter, worked up in the artic on the big machinery, just because, learned how to stunt ride harleys and tour woth the company.... So...what's wrong with the name?
Shade1982 21
Nothing of what you said has anything to do with a persons name... It's still a horrible name...
mansen 15
It is an association with the name. person I knew never was teased about her name. She was a bigger personality than what anyone could have tried to bring her down with due to just her name. Which means dazzlingly white in latin, hence why yeast was given that name. OP can moan about her name and her soon to be siblings name and let what others say about it define them; or simply be a personality that really doesn't let people ponder too much on insults. Simple opinion. Others seem stuck on the ew yeast factor so...continue thumbing down.
ItsATwinThing 9
A boy at the school I use to go to was called Ben Down, he was made fun of a lot.
Kuro_Kamen 12
what's wrong with the name Dorothy?
tranced_ 45
still better than Bella Swan
jc981987 7
You deserve it for not having the guts to name your own child and tell your parents to kiss your ass
jc981987 7
Sorry read that wrong I thought it was gonna be your child
moonmoon520 9
Ouch
Wakachulak 22
And how did your friends found out about that? For that, YDI.