Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "Lil' yeast infection's sis." FML
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Top comments
Emmamazing 26
Well hopefully she doesn't use the toothpaste instead.
gosh_mate 30
That's pretty gross... Maybe you should ask her to keep those sorts of things separated. Then just brush your teeth a few more times with a new toothbrush!
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Comments (45)
Emmamazing 26
Well hopefully she doesn't use the toothpaste instead.
Emmaray 16
"Didn't realize I got the mint option. Oh wait.. there wasn't a mint option.." :-|
kaed 16
That's another FML just waiting to happen...
Cads1 24
Are your eyes painted on?
princeofgirl 18
What sense did that make?
Mandybruin 15
Actually that was kind of funny. I LOL'd. ;-)
weswheatley 14
I assume OP was just tired, like you are when you brush your teeth
gosh_mate 30
That's pretty gross... Maybe you should ask her to keep those sorts of things separated. Then just brush your teeth a few more times with a new toothbrush!
Ethan5640 17
Yeah, why on earth would you leave the tube of cream where you're publicly advertising you have a yeast infection to your family?
chaseafterwind82 29
Dear Christ, you're gonna need a new mouth...
Bibliovore 26
Hey, at least OP won't have thrush!
moodyreallyrocks 27
Hope you're doing well OP!!
One_Way 43
Well enough to write an FML about the experience, at least.
spookyboy 20
I guess it didn't taste like bread, huh?
TheGolfGTI 24
Look on the brightside. At yeast your mouth is infection free.
pedinhuh 23
I see what you did there..
Silk_Routes 14
bitter experience
brycemash 9
At yeast wash your mouth!
AndyPurdy 31
Gross