Khagen
Supportive
Today, after two rounds of antibiotics, I got a yeast infection. My husband started calling me "Yeasty." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
freshflowerz
Williamsburg, United States
Cheesy.
Today, I went to the doctor and was diagnosed with a yeast infection. It’s been 3 hours since I’ve been home and my husband won’t stop referring to me as "cheddar puss". FML
themuffinman
Japan
Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making bread." I can never look at bread the same way. FML
Duchess
Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
Fort Worth, United States
Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth. FML
Dor51
Tacoma, United States
Cool rapper name
Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "Lil' yeast infection's sis." FML
embarrassed much
Orlando, United States
Today, I was talking to my new boss while on speakerphone. Then, my sister yelled for me, asking me to check whether she had a yeast infection or not. FML
NotCream
Gushing
Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML
Anonymous
Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML
Lolly
Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML
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Inkoseh 33
I'm surprised you didn't get a "rise" out of that! Edit: Downvotes eh, I'm a woman and I think it's ******* hilarious. I've had the same issue many times over the past 20+ years. Yeah it's uncomfortable, but joking around doesn't change the pain unless you really are hurt. (And for that, just tell your husband you don't like it.) Bodily functions don't bother you anymore once you're married, had three kids and 8+ surgeries in your life. You'll live.
Vesi 30
Most women have this issue. Next time, ask for them to also prescribe 1 or 2 diflucan (one pill to fix the issue) if you have to have antibiotics again. As for the hubby, yeast infections range from uncomfortable to downright painful. Ask him how much he likes jock itch.
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RichardPencil 32
Good thing he didn't think of "The Yeastie Boys" or "Clit Yeastwood" Hope he doesn't read FML.
Inkoseh 33
I'm surprised you didn't get a "rise" out of that! Edit: Downvotes eh, I'm a woman and I think it's ******* hilarious. I've had the same issue many times over the past 20+ years. Yeah it's uncomfortable, but joking around doesn't change the pain unless you really are hurt. (And for that, just tell your husband you don't like it.) Bodily functions don't bother you anymore once you're married, had three kids and 8+ surgeries in your life. You'll live.
Vesi 30
Most women have this issue. Next time, ask for them to also prescribe 1 or 2 diflucan (one pill to fix the issue) if you have to have antibiotics again. As for the hubby, yeast infections range from uncomfortable to downright painful. Ask him how much he likes jock itch.
hol69420 3
I woke up in YEAST MODEEE