themuffinman
Japan
Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making bread." I can never look at bread the same way. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Khagen
Supportive
Today, after two rounds of antibiotics, I got a yeast infection. My husband started calling me "Yeasty." FML
Anonymous
Fort Worth, United States
Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Low blow
Today, I tried baking my own bread to save food money. Unfortunately I screwed it up, prompting my wife to look at me pityingly and say "Wow, can't get even bread to rise." before walking out. I have erectile dysfunction, and she constantly insults me like this. FML
Anonymous
Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML
Nope
Richmond, United States
Time for a beer
Today, I tried making homemade bread, just for fun. My girlfriend started yelling that we had perfectly good bread from the store, "but noooo, my boyfriend just HAS to make his own bread!" She ended up ruining the experience, so I just threw the dough in the garbage and went to get drunk. FML
freshflowerz
Williamsburg, United States
Cheesy.
Today, I went to the doctor and was diagnosed with a yeast infection. It’s been 3 hours since I’ve been home and my husband won’t stop referring to me as "cheddar puss". FML
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa
The Conquest of Bread
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Dor51
Tacoma, United States
Cool rapper name
Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "Lil' yeast infection's sis." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my very first yeast infection. Thinking she would help me, I went to my mom. Instead she began yelling about how I'm lying and it's an STD and I don't believe in the power of Jesus. FML
Top comments
thatgirlinoregon 21
At least she didn't compare it to brewing beer!
derpster 7
Your picture is making me ill. I don't care about your comment, the picture alone deserves a thumbs-down.
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Comments (147)
supersmeg12345 10
That's just nassssty. Probably sour dough bread too
omfg_creepers 8
Almost as nasty as your profile picture ;)
derpster 7
Your picture is making me ill. I don't care about your comment, the picture alone deserves a thumbs-down.
Liimitless 6
I concur
48Connor 10
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese! That was awful. Just awful.
FarSide 23
When she can serve up a stack of blue waffles, message me.
Damn_Hippster 11
I was eating a sandwich on whole wheat bread when I read this, excuse me while I throw up now...
changesinme 0
Great, when does her bakery open?
enonymous 9
I'm brewing up a bad case of crab and clam chowder in my pants. Your gf and I should get together and make lunch
graham11 14
No, it was a vanilla cupcake ;)
CapnAwesome 11
Can you(1) please change your ******* picture?? Thats really disgusting!!!!!
ohmandapants 17
^ I don't think he really gives a shit. I mean it's nasty, but whatever.
Alexunited1212 2
23- Cedar Rapids :)
thatgirlinoregon 21
At least she didn't compare it to brewing beer!
Savra_fml 17
Did you really have to bring beer into this?
thisisafunnyname 12
I guess it's good ol vodka from now on
OnlyOnFML 0
Mmmmmm. Bread.
AlaskanEskimo34 0
Check out OP's name.... that's legit
WaSiSimiLang 8
It's a great excuse to eat her now! Sexually I mean. Bad pun is intended
xoxokelsey11 5
yummy bread.
PaulB123 11
What type of bread does she eat!?!
PaulB123 11
10-4
Sarah_moustache 9
At least it isn't a different type of pastry. .... Blue waffle D:
Liimitless 6
Yumm
EddiE_CN 8
I really need to stop reading FMLs while eating.
Zeppelin1969 5
^^ I agree ^^
trippythehippy 6
Twat muffins?
mynameisminho 0
i agree.. D:
twogingers1fire 7
Oh you didn't know? That's how all bread is made.
InvaderAmi 4
OH GOD, I CAN NEVER EAT BREAD AGAIN
EllyMo 15
Did you put a bun in the oven? I'd check your baguette.
Liimitless 6
Hopefully there's no piss in the oven haha
lrgenesis 19
Hahaha 13… just be sure to butter the bread after it's toasted and more firm instead of when it's not toasted and all floppy.
jobsman99 0
You get to inject the special ingredients.
CataracsFan 10
Does it taste like bread....?
trippythehippy 6
Cheesy bread?