Today, I found out via a voicemail from my boss that my hours are being cut. He said, "They said I can't fire you, so you'll only be getting 20 hours a week. Starting today." Who'd they give my other 20 hours to? The one person that calls off sick almost daily and is never on time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I once again got less than 20 hours of work for the entire week. My boss's solution? Double the staff. FML
Today, while at work, I was asked to see my boss. I was informed that the company would be laying off 20 people, and that I was one of them. I was told I could finish off the week, then was sent back to work. Twenty minutes later, my boss walked around and handed us all Christmas party invitations. FML
Today, my coworker, who constantly no-shows, ranted to me about his work hours being reduced. He somehow doesn't realize that he's the problem. We're understaffed as of now, so they can't fire him, and I have to be there constantly to make up for him being a lazy ass. My days off have been few and far between. FML
Today, I found out I'm getting laid off. However, they're keeping my coworker who rarely shows up and sleeps all the time when he's there. FML
Today, exactly 19 seconds after I logged on, my boss Zoom-called me to let me know 3 people are out sick, probably until Monday, so if I wouldn’t mind doing their work as well so we don’t fall behind, within working hours, no overtime available. He wasn’t happy when I told him no. FML
Today, my boss got mad at me because I told her that I wouldn't be able to work two days out of the week, due to college classes. She then cut back my hours so much that I now only work one day a week. I got the job in the first place to pay for my college classes. FML
Today, after informing my boss that I needed stress leave from my 70-hour-a-week shifts, I got my new work assignment. Sixty hours a week, starting at 2 a.m. FML
Today, I found out that the 20% pay cut that the "management team" took at my job really only applied to... me. I also found out that my closest friend at work has been lying to me about it, and telling my boss everything I say. His pay was never cut. I guess it pays to be the boss's snitch. FML
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
Today, I was told by my boss if I was late one more time he fired me. I replied, "Can I quit then if that's the case." He then said no, and gave me more shifts. FML
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MaddyLannister 8
he fits the definition of a Horrible boss I'm sorry :)
more4me 27
I would use the time off to start looking for a better job where they appreciate you. Sometimes, you just can't win and it's time to move on. Best of luck, OP !
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MaddyLannister 8
he fits the definition of a Horrible boss I'm sorry :)
adacurtis 9
or she could be worse than that person.
brandoneyez1 25
Especially that she is probably offering added services.
more4me 27
I would use the time off to start looking for a better job where they appreciate you. Sometimes, you just can't win and it's time to move on. Best of luck, OP !
fivetimeslonger 24
I agree, get out of there and let them fail with employees who don't care about their jobs. You seem to care about yours and deserve respect they don't want to give. Find a better path, leave politely and you'll come up the better person and on top in the end :D Best of luck!
joe3_fml 15
Definitely time for a new job. Then when you do get another job, come back to your old one and mess everything up there before they close! (Assuming you work in retail or a store)
sidious_fml 16
WHY are people such assholes these days?
Zomg_Okay 27
These days? People have always been assholes.
newzealand 28
It's a bit different in my country, but if I had no say In the outcome I'd start plotting the perfect revenge on your boss
ilovemsminaj 13
You'll find a job that appreciates you don't let it get you down
AnOriginalName 19
"Slander." You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Smiley_70 22
Just wait when she never turns up you will get your ours back.
Witchylady 18
Sounds like someone I work with.
boredinjp 17
And why would they give your hours to THAT person? Any ideas?