Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I was texting my mom about a surprise visit, and autocorrect changed "surprise" to "surgery." I hit send before noticing, and now she thinks I’m planning some major medical procedure, and has been calling me nonstop to check if I’m OK. FML
Today, I sent a love message to my wife asking if she was horny. Minutes later, I realized that I sent it to my mother in law. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, “I’m so proud of you!” I immediately replied, “Thanks, Mom!” Then I realized it was meant for my sister, and my mom had accidentally texted me instead of her. FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, I accidentally sent a screenshot of my Tinder conversation to my mom, instead of my friend. Yes, it was dirty. FML
Today, my mom texted me, asking what I'd like her to get for dinner tonight. I texted back "Something exotic if you're up for it :)". Except I accidentally typed "erotic". I only noticed the typo when I checked after getting no reply. She comes home in a couple of hours. Shit, shit, shit. FML
Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML
Today, I accidentally texted my very strict and judgemental mom instead of my boyfriend. The text said, "I wanna lick ice cream off your dick." FML
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Top comments
DreaminOfMusic 0
Gotta love autocorrect...I hope you didn't get a response to that.
deedeee 9
Well, did she?
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Comments (112)
DreaminOfMusic 0
Gotta love autocorrect...I hope you didn't get a response to that.
Boomshadow 3
...and if so, that it's not one they have in common.
fuzz97 23
"Why yes, honey! Why do you ask?"
tywinn 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I don't see a problem with that question!
XxskyelovexX 13
Once I was texting my friend and instead of saying one sec it changed to one sex and I sent it. I was like ohh ****
SNICKERZforKYLE 4
Actually it probably not auto-correct S is real close to D on the key pad
patrickalamo 48
Autocorrect = Freudian slip.
hopsinlove17 26
Fat finger syndrome!:(
TBelle4Ever 15
DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!!!
Mioko_fml 6
If you use "dick" so many times that it autocorrects "sick", then you must really love dick.
safaeita 32
It'll be pretty gross eww and hope you get better OP
deedeee 9
Well, did she?
DrJesse 10
I'm glad I'm not alone in wondering if she answered.
gc327072 31
"well, honey you know your mama gets around! ;)" that'd be an fml in itself....
hopsinlove17 26
Today I accidentally sent my mother a text asking if she'd gotten any dick lately. To my horror, she replied yes, every night since you moved out. Fml
Desfar 5
It's not the autocorrect I'd be worried about -- it's the possible response.
ThePsyche 9
"oh yes honey it was absolutely womderful! How about you dear?"
jaydenm06 0
Muahaha hell yea!!
annie_nk 23
Classic "oops" moment right there
Astubbs1 5
OP could have fat fingers like me and touched it without knowing. I feel your pain. FYL
annihil8or 15
You don't say
JoeRogansBEARD 15
52 you're an idiot
bondgirl69 5
I agree that was an idiotic comment
mysistersanidiot 1
Nobody likes autocorrect !
lidsthesquid 4
You can turn if off, why moan if you can solve the problem easily? -_-
182crazyking 9
Well... Did she? :D
esines 9
Hmm.. This comment looks familiar..
esines 9
I hope she said, "Only your dads"
cartooncharacter 9
Please correct your bio. Btw, cool pic... Is that you?
SoSickWithIt 14
Please don't stalk too hard.
BigBoyBounce 5
Well the s and d are close together depending on the phone you have. You can just try and play off the typo if you want.