Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
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Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
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Top comments
SethFAX 19
Reminds me of a post a saw a while ago where a girl's dad thought she was making out with a boy but she was really eating spaghetti
rickyricoco 12
sounds like your mom has some serious denial issues
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Comments (41)
StickyPickles 33
Shhh, mom listen. . . (silence). . . oh, sorry son. Problem solved
chikinscratch00 8
lol sucksssssssss
ParisSosa 11
that's just not even cool
Brandon1337 29
I don't see no our generations around
ProfessorMctitie 20
Your dad is not very sneaky about it
saay_its_sydney 12
nice mom
kingkobrastrikes 13
why are you living with your mom at the age of 23? sorry OP but you kinda deserve it.
kaotic_angel88 24
I dont know, maybe they cant afford to move out.
JazNim17 18
I'm 22 and still live with my mom and dad. I'm in school and can't afford my own place after tuition and books get taken out of my paycheck. There ARE reasons. I would assume that either OP can't yet afford their on place due to circumstances or they have an agreement worked out with mom and dad.
shepp626 11
With tuition upwards of 20k a year plus thousands in books and a small chance of working full time and passing classes? It's not very uncommon to live with your parents till after you graduate and find a decent job (that can take years in this economy)
DaRito 25
I agree. It's funny how comments like this get downvoted to hell because "the economy these days" when almost every other 23 year old has moved out.
Saraj07 18
I'm turning 23 on wendsay and have no hopes of moving out anytime soon. I've been in and out of school and jobs still trying to make my way. A good majority of my friends still live at home. I'd say it's 50/50 the amount of people I know who live at home. I have cousins older than 25 who have gone to school have jobs and lives of there own but still can't afford to move out. The economy, job, plus rental fees are making it impossible for 20 something year olds to make a life for themselves. Not to mention minimum wage is shit. And yeah not all jobs are minimum wage jobs but minimum wage sets the bar for all other wages. Minimum wage goes up, all other salaries go up. So yeah it's not just losers living with their parents anymore.
crazyclown00 17
Then move out and you wouldn't have this problem.
cccook1547 14
Because everyone is so financially stable at 23 and can afford to in these unpleasant economic times..
BlondePsycho 43
She ran into your room fully expecting to see you mid-coitus? That sounds like she has some serious boundary issues
hol18 5
I thought you are supposed to watch **** when your wife and kids AREN'T home. Or no volume...
BlondePsycho 43
Thats just for people who give a shit if someone hears them watching ****.