Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Top comments
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Maybe your boyfriend is respectful and his sister is jealous? An "I wish my ass looked like that!" kinda thing? Lol.
SamSwebb 24
At least its better than no-one looking(?) :)
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SamSwebb 24
At least its better than no-one looking(?) :)
EverestMelting 23
I would try to entertain your boyfriend more during sexy time and be a little wary about his sister.
WhoopteDo 26
Maybe the boyfriend isn't about butts ass much ass he is maybe say her chest? either way, not the girl's job to entertain the guy.. if there's a problem then they need to communicate but their sexy time isn't even the point of the FML.
EverestMelting 23
I just meant if she cares about it, then do something about it. What's wrong with two people in a relationship entertaining each other? I never said anything about the woman having to entertain him. Obviously she cares about so why not do something about it? Makes sense right?
Marcella1016 32
Hmm I think you're reading it as her complaining that he doesn't look at her ass enough. I read it as her being creeped out by the sister looking at her ass.
EverestMelting 23
You're right, I'm probably just overthinking it.
Nilorak 24
That's rather asstonishing.
G00N3R 19
That's actually brilliant
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Maybe your boyfriend is respectful and his sister is jealous? An "I wish my ass looked like that!" kinda thing? Lol.
Marcella1016 32
Lol I love how so many people's first thought is jealousy. My first thought was that the sister liked her ass. A girl can look at another girl's body parts without feeling jealous lol
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I thought about that too, #43, I just didn't post it. Definitely possible. :)
tdawg91 17
Admiring your partners body isn't disrespectful and admiring another womans body don't mean jealousy
RebeccaRFT 18
She could be a lesbian. That's a possibility.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I meant admiration....not jealousy, in my original comment. Damn it, sorry guys. And I didn't mean looking at your partner's body is disrespectful. But when all someone does is look at their partner's body, it gets sort of old and can become disrespectful.
Coland 19
Or his sister is bi and was hoping for a piece
dcb132z 17
Probobly jealous take it as a compliment
lolhailsatan 23
Why do some people often just assume that girls are all a bunch of jealous bitches? maybe she was just checkin her out because she thought her booty was fly. damn
embuls 13
I'd be flattered.
exoticwaved 9
If your ass is behind you how do you know with precision how many looks it gets? And why do you even care?
ColdRoxas 18
I like your logic it's amazing
danimal_crackerz 26
Now, if only my crush had it..
lovebugs7204 20
That gives new meaning to keeping it in the family
marretje15 3
#firstworldproblems
wesleyc2110 22
Now you got more options