Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with a guy I really like. We met up at the local café, and decided to sit at a counter in front of the window. We talked and flirted for a while. Then he kissed me, and while he was kissing me someone banged on the window. It was my parents. They didn't know I'm gay. FML
Today, after three days of dating a boy I liked, he came out as gay on his Instagram. FML
Today, I was told by the guy I've liked for years that he would date me if he was straight. FML
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML
Today, my gay best friend slept over, as he has many times during the past three years of our friendship. This time, however, he confessed to me that he's only pretended to be gay to get closer to me because he's in love with me. I've allowed my stalker to sleep in my house and in my bed for three years. FML
Today, I moved into university residence, looking forward to finally being able to come out of the closet. I started chatting with the hot guy moving in next door to me. He said I was cool, and he was glad because he was afraid he'd be living next to a gay guy. FML
Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML
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laptoptimusprime 0
I wouldn't worry about it too much. Obviously, if the dude is gay, then you aren't right for him (nor him for you). It's always possible that he was just 'experimenting', and just got drunk enough to go through with it one time. Don't lose hope, but don't wait for him, either. Ask him out. If he says no, move on, and keep him around as a friend.
24788 7
Maybe they were just hanging out?
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laptoptimusprime 0
I wouldn't worry about it too much. Obviously, if the dude is gay, then you aren't right for him (nor him for you). It's always possible that he was just 'experimenting', and just got drunk enough to go through with it one time. Don't lose hope, but don't wait for him, either. Ask him out. If he says no, move on, and keep him around as a friend.
TehToaster 0
Thank you Dr. Phil.
ARScratch 0
lol
jackol9 4
Thanks dr. Drew.
MrsDruidess 23
great answer #1, I was going to go with "oh Boohoo for you, get ever it" but yours was much more PC. F these jerks above me, you did good.
Siiner 0
Oh shit, that was you? Sorry, I didn't know. Nah, I keed. But seriously, I feel for you. I've been the gay (Well, bi) friend that does that...
24788 7
Maybe they were just hanging out?
rushgirl 6
Nice abs ;)
xiaoxaio 5
i think the only thing hanging out was thier junk
Hazza_69 1
unlucky..
hcolovex0x 0
aw that sucks, u dont know for sure what they were doing but u never know
jakeistcool 0
dont lose hope maby they were unplUnging a toilet?
Mauskau 36
Yeah, it's the new craze to have bed-sized toilets. They're imported from Korea. There they're called SQUARE LINE CIRCLE CROSS HASH HASH. Someone probably clogged it. Well quite a few people if it was a party and they needed 2 people to unclog it so they volunteered. :)
Syncronisis 11
What? I'm Korean, and I find that rascist assholes such as you have possibly the worst senses of humor. screw off, hamburger.
easylazy 0
He probably wanted to speak with him privately because the gay guy knows you well, so your crush wanted him to set you two up.
skaterpunk8678 0
Haha well maybe he's just bi, the you could have him AND another guy.
tbagg74 0
get a sex change problem solved, then u wouldnt have to have a period nemore either
senseofreason 0
don't you have gaydar? if you can't tell then maybe he's bi