Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
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Top comments
SethFAX 19
Reminds me of a post a saw a while ago where a girl's dad thought she was making out with a boy but she was really eating spaghetti
rickyricoco 12
sounds like your mom has some serious denial issues
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Comments (41)
B00K_L0V3R93 31
FYL indeed OP. Your mum has some serious boundary issues. Considering you age your Mum has no right to tell you when or when you can't have sex or barge into your room if she thought you were mid-coitus. I think you might have to have a talk with your Mum and Dad, one of about boundaries and the other about the use of headphone.
invadermaythe1st 35
Because the young people are the new generation, the older ones lived their generation.
RebeccaRFT 18
Either way, your mom is crazy and you need to get out. Now.
Evil_Wench 16
You weren't using your electric toothbrush were you?
jaxsanity____ 8
Maybe you should try not living with your parents?
limabeans101029 21
Ah yes, because it's so easy for everyone to just up and leave. Housing is expensive, and a lot of people that age have student debt to pay off on top of that.
coolbeansbruh 13
You still love with your parents at 23 yrs old? Or r u just visiting?
SkullsRules1 26
Because everyone is fully employed and can afford housing costs at 23 right?
ChoolyBooly 32
Did you tell her it was your Dad?
sprints54 19
Time to move out it sounds like
JKPwnage 27
Did you tell her that?
millsjoshua949 12
You're 23. Time to be moving out. ydi