Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
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Top comments
SethFAX 19
Reminds me of a post a saw a while ago where a girl's dad thought she was making out with a boy but she was really eating spaghetti
rickyricoco 12
sounds like your mom has some serious denial issues
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Comments (41)
Overreactive 16
Bah, she probably had it at 17, she should shit the **** up
logicrules 11
Am I the only one who burst out laughing when I read this? Just pay some rent to your parents then put a lock on your bedroom door.
DaRito 25
OP should just move out and stop being dependent on his parents.
Saraj07 18
Generally if your living at home past 20 chances are you can't afford rent. It's legitimately an epidemic with this generation of 20 year-olds.
IWishIWasObama 12
sure... blame the **** on your dad
Taylor22294 24
I've been busting my ass since i was 16 I'm now 20 and still at home. Doesn't mean they're not trying just means financially it's not possible and some people want to move out there parents home once and not have to move back in after the first attempt
xoamy906 25
My mom lost her virginity at 21 (and got pregnant) and expects me to wait until then like she did. I'm not 21 yet and have to repeatedly lie to her whenever she freaks out, asking about me and my boyfriend of over a year. I know them crazy mom feels.
RebeccaRFT 18
Ahem. You, my friend , are on the too young list. Seriously? you can't even wait to 21?
xoamy906 25
I'm passed the age of consent, so no. The point being parents shouldn't be saying "don't do it" to your kids, they should be teaching. My parents didn't teach me ANYTHING. I had to learn at school or through friends.
limabeans101029 21
53- How did you reach that conclusion? All you know is that she's under 21 and above the age of consent (which is usually either 16 or 18). Doesn't sound too young to me.
kellilynn 18
@53 If she and her partner want to have sex, let them have sex. As she stated, she's over the consenting age. Her sex life doesn't have anything to you, so don't act like it does. And as for @35, keep on keeping on. Good luck with your relationship!
TheRealStunts 27
Well then maybe you can stop disappointing your mom if you stop being such a hoe. I dont think 21 is such an absurd milestone to reach before sex.
Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5
Go Dad Go!
vikky538 29
that sucks...
Niedermayer_20 12
What s beauty. Your mother is simply looking out for you.
DaRito 25
How is it "looking out" to stop someone from having sex? That's the worst thing you can do for a guy.
Lexipants 21
Their mother is invading their privacy and treating them like a child. No.
Charles900 16
Sounds like she's a little overprotective
Asrien 8
Don't mothers think you're too young for sex until you or they are dead?