Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML
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Top comments
codgod93 0
well that's just too bad. man up and tell him so he can maybe work on giving you one!
perdix 31
That is a question no man should ever ask -- there is only one answer that will always be given. As far as we are concerned, it doesn't matter to us whether your orgasms are real or not, they are just signals that we are doing it right. If you are faking, you are just screwing yourself (figuratively) because you are letting him get away with inadequate performance. If you lay there quietly as he pumps away, he might get the hint that he has work to do down there with his fingers and his tongue.
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Comments (171)
Angejolie 0
YDI for not taking control. it's not his job to give you an ******. If you want to climax you need to mount him and get what you want and then let him finish off. YDI for faking and being lazy. =P
abcde_fz 0
you got to man up and let him know. he'll either leave or your relationship will get stronger and your sex better.
karimkz 0
idc bout the screming but i care bout the speed
blueocean43 2
You idiot. How is he supposed to learn what he is doing wrong, and what he is doing right if he doesn't get any information off you? He can't just magically work out what works for you, you have to help him. Every girl is different, so how is he meant to know?
CallMeHush 1
And if you don't help him out and tell him, he never will.
FleshForFantasy 3
Yep! The male ego is very weak. If you want to have real orgasms, tell him what you like and what turns you on. Why not suggest something?
mandycandy1288 0
you should be honest with him bc how is he going to ever make u feel good if u don't tell him.
cufaoil 11
that would be grounds for divorce right there :P be willing to keep a relatively open mind and try different things
canyouwangchung 0
the female ****** is a MYTH!
iGrenade 0
well if all he does is penetration you'll never have any fun.