Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML
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Top comments
codgod93 0
well that's just too bad. man up and tell him so he can maybe work on giving you one!
perdix 31
That is a question no man should ever ask -- there is only one answer that will always be given. As far as we are concerned, it doesn't matter to us whether your orgasms are real or not, they are just signals that we are doing it right. If you are faking, you are just screwing yourself (figuratively) because you are letting him get away with inadequate performance. If you lay there quietly as he pumps away, he might get the hint that he has work to do down there with his fingers and his tongue.
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Comments (171)
kennakatherine 0
If you never tell him, he'll never change anything.
Beckkk30 5
I've done the same. I'm in the same situation as you
womblebat 2
Well if you don't tell him these things, how's he supposed to improve enough to gibe you one? It's your own fault he hasn't
sparc_fml 4
Chicks who do this are dumb. If they think they're pleasing you why would they change?
thecovert 7
YDI. Show him or dump him - it will be inevitable if you don't.
corinmarydood 0
I hate that question lmao.
LiveThenDie 2
108 you're 15... you shouldn't have been asked that question too many times (if at all). I say ether stop sleeping around, or you've never been asked. You just wanted to be in/popular/whatever so you tried to mske it seem like you've slept with plenty of guys.
deathpotato 11
Stop saying "I didn't have the heart to..." that is SO OVERUSED!!!! Their are many other phrases you can say that mean the same thing, like I didn't feel like telling him, or I couldn't muster the strength to tell him, or I am too much of a loose ***** to tell him! GOD DAMNIT!!!!
thecatsmeow_xx 9
This happened to me the first year of dating my boyfriend, just keep trying, you'll get it. If not get a vibrating bead! Works every time.
zamato 0
ydi for acting like ur entitled to an ******. no man gives a shit if his stupid **** cums or not.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#112 False. :(
nikalb3 0
Teach him how to give you one!