Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML
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Top comments
codgod93 0
well that's just too bad. man up and tell him so he can maybe work on giving you one!
perdix 31
That is a question no man should ever ask -- there is only one answer that will always be given. As far as we are concerned, it doesn't matter to us whether your orgasms are real or not, they are just signals that we are doing it right. If you are faking, you are just screwing yourself (figuratively) because you are letting him get away with inadequate performance. If you lay there quietly as he pumps away, he might get the hint that he has work to do down there with his fingers and his tongue.
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Comments (171)
HighStakes 0
What's the point in a boyfriend then when you're closest friend is your electric *****, eh?
glambert1998 0
ur so mean to him
Adm055 0
You deceitful, craven coward. **** your boyfriend's life. I don't know him, but I'm pretty sure he deserves better than you.
mightymart 5
thats kindda sad.. at least have the heart to tell him, trust me the damage is much worse on the long run if you dont.. communication people, communication!!!
moleSG 6
How's he going to change it if you never tell him?! YDI.
thew_fml 14
here's the deal - almost no relationship survives happily when one partner is not sexually satisfied. it's sad but true. sex isn't the most important thing, perhaps, but it isn't nothing either. I always say that if a relationship is a house, sex is not the bricks that build the house. but it is the mortar that holds the bricks together. help your man learn how to please you, or move on now before you break both of your hearts further down the road
Paula231_fml 0
Wow
LukeNukem_fml 3
ohh, you're cruel.
velvetreverie 0
You know, he probably asked you because he's got an idea that you aren't satisfied. Guys aren't just stupid idiots with penises, they actually *do* have an intuition. You need to do a favor for your relationship: be honest. SHOW the poor guy how to get you to ******. He's asking this because he wants to please you. If you can't even make yourself do it, you need to figure that out. You can both explore what feels good and what doesn't. If you can't ******, don't put all the weight onto his shoulders, and don't lie about it because you "didn't have the heart." You're only dooming your relationship, and he will definitely resent you.
mad2physicist 0
Exactly Velvet. She needs to be proactive and show her lover what he needs to do, for both their sakes.
pradokidd 0
how is that fml. ur dumb