Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML
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Top comments
codgod93 0
well that's just too bad. man up and tell him so he can maybe work on giving you one!
perdix 31
That is a question no man should ever ask -- there is only one answer that will always be given. As far as we are concerned, it doesn't matter to us whether your orgasms are real or not, they are just signals that we are doing it right. If you are faking, you are just screwing yourself (figuratively) because you are letting him get away with inadequate performance. If you lay there quietly as he pumps away, he might get the hint that he has work to do down there with his fingers and his tongue.
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MissMaryContrary 3
If you can't talk openly about your sex life to the very person you're having sex with, then you most certainly should not be having sex. It's important to be open and honest about sex with your partner. It prevents STDs, prevents pregnancy, and helps you both to be satisfied. If he doesn't know he should be working on something how can you ever expect it to get better.
Phustercluck 11
This
ijrnelson 0
YDI much?!?!!!!
xSara_fml 0
So much for honesty! When he figures out you lied about it he'll be very disappointed. His reaction to knowing he never gave an ****** would hurt his pride less than knowing you lied about you faking it.
bethanyleigh 0
and now if he actually gives you an ****** he won't believe it because you're a faker
Cinn_fml 23
And this is why you shouldn't fake. He wanted you to be honest with him, he wanted to know if he really was pleasing you, you didn't have to say every time, but you should have said you did, so that he knows there's something more he needs to do. Or something more you need to do, sometimes the fault can lie with the woman and her mind frame.
Honesty4U 0
Any chick who says she has never faked one, lied. Plain and simple.
Cinn_fml 23
Not true. Sweeping generalisations often are incorrect. I do not know if the real statistic would be; only a few, or half, or most, but it most certainly isn't all.
bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8
I've never faked an ******, but, I'm also very clear about what I want. If the sex isn't good I would definitely voice my dissatisfaction. I would not, however, be a **** about it.
Schizomaniac 24
I've faked an ******.
monnanon 14
I've never faked either, whats the point. Most men know that women don't react like pornstars during sex and since every faker has to overplay their reaction to the point its actually embarrassing their partners probably already know it isn't real
bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8
All along I thought there was a dying animal in the house next door and it was really just Schitzo faking an ******. ;P
DjeePee 25
HONESTY4U is lying. Plain and simple.
1121osu2110 0
agreed!!!
rockstatic 0
You definitely deserve what you get if you're going to lie to him. Here's what you do though: give it a couple weeks so he doesn't connect any of this, and then tell him you have some ideas for things he can do to help you get off faster/stronger. Then tell him what to do, and hopefully he'll give you one for real this time. Keep pushing him in the right direction (sometimes literally) and eventually you won't need to fake anymore. Then you can forget this whole thing ever happened. All that said, this is what you should have been doing all along, without the lying.
NotnedE 0
I say the next time you're in bed coach him what to do so you can get some pleasure out of it.
nitemare0 17
if he doesn't know, how can he get any better? YDI
Joshbnuss 0
Or find someone better...
SamJerkinGirkins 0
I told my last bf the same thing, I lied. he never gave me an ****** during sex. you shouldn't lie about it, he's just gonna keep doing the same moves thinking that he's pleasing you. tsk tsk.