Today, I walked in on my husband putting my anti-wrinkle cream on his balls. He said, "I thought it'd help." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband called me to our bedroom, saying he needed help with something. I found him sitting on the bed with his pants down, so I smiled and asked if he was angling for sex, which was fine with me. Nope. He needed me to pop a pimple under his ballsack. FML
Today, I was putting on cream and my son asked what it was for. I told him it was to keep the wrinkles away. He looked at me closely and replied, "I don't think it's working." FML
Today, I walked in on my wife masturbating. Naturally, I asked her if she needed some help. She replied, "Nah, I've got this." FML
Today, I used a men's hair removal cream to be smooth for my partner, as a surprise. It turns out that doing that made her think I was cheating on her. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, my husband confessed that when he's angry with me, he uses my makeup sponge to apply his hemorrhoid cream. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
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Top comments
skyeyez9 25
definitely a FYL wasting your wrinkle cream. That shit is expensive!
Zimmington 21
I just hope he didn't double dip...
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Comments (72)
skyeyez9 25
definitely a FYL wasting your wrinkle cream. That shit is expensive!
Wowxoxo 17
Botox, $500. Brest implants: $5,000. The look on your child's face when they realize their mother is "The MILF"? Priceless.
michaelaranda 28
If it works, why not?
ydi_4_suking 20
Then you can eventually say. oh my god, his balls are as smooth as eggs.
Jjimen1654 9
If the cream worked and gave you a smooth sack id say the expense would be well worth it.
kevykevv 10
#1 ***** really not that expensive lol
MrsDruidess 23
I think YDI, it's kinda hypocritical to spend money on anti ageing crap for you, but he can't? So what if he used yours, its not like they make anti ageing ball cream. You should be thankful he's thinking of you having to look at his old balls. . .
wisericky 12
Maybe don't be so rough with his junk. Haha
CoffeeChickBlows 13
Nice ass. You been putting OP's wrinkle cream on it?
wisericky 12
I'd prefer to rub my ass up against smooth surfaces. :3
webbface 25
I bet OP made fun of his wrinkly ball sack.
TheLittleBear 19
I guess you'll have to wait 20 odd years to find out.
PterodactylMan 23
That's awkward
Caitie_kid 8
I wish there was an "LOL" button between the FYL and YDI buttons. I don't think her life is f*cked, And I don't think she deserved it, I just think its freaking hilarious!
Zimmington 21
I just hope he didn't double dip...
FerociousCookie 12
even a single dip in the wrinkle cream is disturbing
evan_7899 28
Yes but with ball fingers after the first application and going for round two on OPs wrinkle came is just vile, that stuff gets to go on her face
cryssycakesx3 23
they're just balls...
dantee2005 33
Well 10+ for trying
michelleJ11 25
At least he tried ...? Sucks that he used your (probably expensive) cream for it, though.
KinkyCurly 13
The things men come up with..
tfriend3 15
Just make him buy you more
thatnucca 36
Can we get confirmation of its effectiveness in a month or two? Thanks in advance...
Bcfrmkc816 17
That's the comment I was looking for. And would like to know. Heck with it I'm gonna try it myself. Lol
perdix 31
It couldn't hurt. Smooth balls would be pretty, I guess,
Zimmington 21
I like my wrinkles. Adds character
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
it would be like a set of Kens balls..wouldn't it?
little_one 20
I don't understand aren't balls supposed to be kinda wrinkly?