Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex. Foreplay was amazing, but as soon as he started to get it in, he lost his erection because he was too nervous. He's a 30-year-old virgin and this has happened at least 10 times. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
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sugarysofalof 22
Much more fun and less painful :) but don't worry about it, maybe it just wasn't the right time. You guys will get there, OP :)
Zestus 19
sex is overrated anyway. pokémon ftw.
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Comments (329)
Melkboy 7
You deserved it, 'cuz that sounds awesome~!
sanecatlady 13
"Virgin" is not a dirty word. You should wait until you're really ready. It really bothers me that most people really do it the first time just because of that oh-so-horrible "V" word.
ileenefudge 29
You're going to join on Team Rockets side too, right? Do you need a little more time to think about it? Or is it too big a step to soon? Giovanni is always looking to hire more grunts, and it was less painful than having sex anyways.
TaliaAmaraS 13
Pokemon is forever. My husband and I still play it together!
ImJKingYou 8
It still sounds like a win to me!
LanaToTheTA 13
That's super cute!!!
Quiet_one 22
If you both "chickened out" you guys weren't ready for it yet anyway. There's no point in rushing it.
gwillikersbatman 6
@gottacatchemall catch all pokemon dont catch any stds, or bidoofs
lux0rd 18
Bidoof has an unfair bad rep. It evolves into Bibarel at level 15 and can learn almost all the HM moves so makes a brilliant HM slave saving your good pokemon.
kurodansei 16
Hey you're clearly not ready for the IndiGo Plateau. Which is fine. Ain't no shame in not being ready yet.
myoukei 31
Don't listen to what society says, wait until you two are ready.