Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex. Foreplay was amazing, but as soon as he started to get it in, he lost his erection because he was too nervous. He's a 30-year-old virgin and this has happened at least 10 times. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
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sugarysofalof 22
Much more fun and less painful :) but don't worry about it, maybe it just wasn't the right time. You guys will get there, OP :)
Zestus 19
sex is overrated anyway. pokémon ftw.
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Comments (329)
XTheDesertSongX 17
It's a very special thing that you should take pride in keeping! Maybe this just wasn't the right time or place c: Plus, Pokémon is amazing. It's definitely a fair tradeoff.
fmlrulesBolt 14
Use protection that way u guys won't catch a disease
Namenlos_fml 20
That's good. Neither of you should feel pressured.
IXChaosDragonXI 13
"I want to be the very best, like no one ever was!"
clue_me_in 20
If you aren't ready OP, then you just aren't. Don't do anything you aren't ready to because some FML commentors said so.
HayliCopter 1
At a young age, there's really no shame in not losing your virginity, despite the pressure. It just means you're responsible enough, I suppose. Pokemon beats sex anyways. Any day.
setokaiba 2
Don't be ashamed of that. That's awesome. Pomemon>sex. Or something like that
littlemissterry 6
That sounds like a great relationship.... You have mutual hobbies and it isn't dictated by sex. Don't know why you're complaining love! You've been together a year, sounds perfect to me.
Papa_Sanchez 8
gotta catch em all ヽ(^。^)ノ
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You should let him get a Peek-at-you!