Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex. Foreplay was amazing, but as soon as he started to get it in, he lost his erection because he was too nervous. He's a 30-year-old virgin and this has happened at least 10 times. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
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Top comments
sugarysofalof 22
Much more fun and less painful :) but don't worry about it, maybe it just wasn't the right time. You guys will get there, OP :)
Zestus 19
sex is overrated anyway. pokémon ftw.
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Comments (329)
LinkandSaria 10
Who needs sex when you have Pokemon?
cmbar831 14
Much better choice
davincidasecond 24
It will happen when you're both ready. For now, I wouldn't worry about it. I'm more of a Digimon kind of guy, though ... Just saying. But Pokemon is okay. I guess.
mcrepas 19
No rush needed. Pokemon is awesome even at twenty
Sonii008 19
I can't actually vote on this one... It's might sound like an fml to you (being a great pokemon fan, ydi doesn't fit at all!) but the outcome is quite funny. Also, both of you should take your time, when you'll feel ready you'll have as much fun as with the game. ;)
DotDootyDot 17
Nothing wrong at not feeling ready and doing something else that both of you enjoy instead! Whether or not you two have sex is not important, what is important is that you are happy together in any endeavor. So enjoy your pokémon and relax. :-)
saxoBEAST57 10
Well at least you both enjoy Pokemon. And that's something that can bring you closer.
zahidnasir 22
age 20 still acting like 13
Darkblade21 20
Age 20, still acting like a douche. Stop talking.
AshleyScruggs 14
#61 First of all, 13 is way too young to have sex, so your comment is stupid. Secondly, they aren't being immature or childish by choosing to wait a little longer. I think it's actually a lot more mature to wait until they're comfortable than it would be to have awkward sex when they aren't ready.
xSkittle 16
I don't understand why this is a FML.
JMichael 26
I think you did the better choice!