Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex. Foreplay was amazing, but as soon as he started to get it in, he lost his erection because he was too nervous. He's a 30-year-old virgin and this has happened at least 10 times. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
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sugarysofalof 22
Much more fun and less painful :) but don't worry about it, maybe it just wasn't the right time. You guys will get there, OP :)
Zestus 19
sex is overrated anyway. pokémon ftw.
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Comments (329)
toxic_walrus 15
Aw that's actually pretty cute
MidnaLink 35
I see nothing wrong with this!
skittyskatbrat 19
That's just...adorable :) And if you aren't ready, you aren't ready. Never make yourselves do something you aren't ready for...and you didn't! Congrats to you both on not feeling pressured to "have" to do something. And instead doing something you DO enjoy. The world needs more people like that! That's no FML, that's a "For The Win!"
poisongirl708 11
Totally agree
Xotoolyxo 16
That's okay (: better to not do anything if you're not ready
storminmormin14 12
How is this a bad thing?
gimmiekitties 11
haha. at least you didn't have like an awkward moment of just sitting there afterwards!!
stargirl_95 24
It's okay OP. We've been led to believe that sex is the end all and be all and so it can be quite nerve wracking when you start out because you're scared that it won't live up to expectations. It's honestly far better to wait until you're 100% ready and there's no need to rush. Don't think that you have to lose it now just because you're nearly 20. There's nothing wrong with waiting a little longer.
DasHaas 9
Being respectful of yourself and your partner to just not go through with it isn't chickening out... doing it despite both of you not really being ready for it, because you somehow feel you "have to", that would be chickening out. Never be scared to say what you feel, and act on what think should be.
poisongirl708 11
Nothing wrong with chickening out. It would be best to just talk about it and wait for when the time is right. :) And for god's sake, be safe and smart about it. We already have too many dumb people trying to breed.
tj4234 36
doesn't matter, played pokemon