Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of two years after eating in a 5-star restaurant. She said that she wasn't ready, and that she would walk home by herself, which she did. A homeless gentleman walked up from behind me, patted me on the back, and said, "Bitches, man." I cried. FML
Today, despite knowing that I hate being the center of attention (and think that public proposals are stupid anyway), my boyfriend popped the question at a crowded hockey game. I threw up all over him, with thousands of people watching. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a beautiful park. It would have been perfect if it wasn't for some fat incel recording it on his phone, yelling about how much of a douche my boyfriend is, and how I'm such a "Stacy". FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML
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Docbee 11
at least you got a free burger
132BlackRoses 0
ouch. gotta love random strangers. I feel bad for him though. even if it was only a week.
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132BlackRoses 0
ouch. gotta love random strangers. I feel bad for him though. even if it was only a week.
juliahockey 0
I think the guy is stupid. anyways, she gets a free burger! that's a win.
ceddyz17 10
haha hamburgler
L3Paparazzo 7
The boyfriend knows what he wants !
Monikabug 9
@21; The boyfriend doesn't know what he wants after a week's time. SEVEN days time and he wants to spend the rest of his life with the OP? The boyfriend came on far too strong, even if they had been friends for years prior to their dating.
enoughgrace 4
Ah, right. the boyfriend must have wanted the hamburger!
iBoardSlide 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
what does op stand for?!
hydef14 2
original poster
hjbeachbum 0
I would feel bad too. :( poor crazy guy.
Gianca1208 4
Obviously he wanted to get some food guys!
tellithowitis 13
I don't know what your doing to him to make him love u that much, lol
lemoncows 2
he was probably obsessed with her for a while before they started going out so it felt like more than a week for him.
Queene2599 6
he should of understood the fact that u only knew him 4 a week unless he was crazy and obssessed with op lol
DivakiddOsz 5
lmao "heartless" I love it
0opsie 6
You should've proposed to her and threw the hamburger back at her face when she rejected you.
tellithowitis 13
that was heartless of that girl to throw a hamburger at your face, or you could look at it as free food
zach456 0
CANADA SUCKS!!!!!!!
ryanebk 7
that's kinda what happened. a burger did get thrown at her.
Monikabug 9
124 - Yeah, because St. Louis, Missouri, the United States' MOST dangerous and violent city is MUCH better, than Canada. Do us a favor; go throw on your Rams' jersey and then go RAM your head through your bedroom wall.
stilldrunk88 6
Why did this random have a hamburger in the street, who walks about eating a burger?
sixtimessix 0
don't **** with 124 he is self proclaimed "tough".
nalia18 8
i agree with # 124. Canada is the reason justin bieber came to america... dam u canada! DAM U!!!!!!
Kyzahhh 7
#124 first of all you look like a weasel and second of all your hair is ridiculous so get over yourself
itsgen 16
I don't think her boyfriend was a random stranger. I'm pretty sure she knew the guy before she started being with him
zakkyzebra 11
124, you give your name a bad name... my.... name.... :/
EvilPotato 15
164 we all have things that we're not proud about…
elainelovesyou 7
140 - That is correct. I find that not even offensive, taken that I live I STL, it's true.
FailBear920 19
was it a super fly ho burger?
ravensunnyd 0
at least canada gives some americans under aged drinking since they can drink at age 18 legally
jdogy 0
I agree there all a bunch of *******
jdogy 0
the united states is not a city dumbass
vettle 6
my parents got married after a day of being together and they are still together 30 years later. highly unlikely I know, but have some faith in love once in a while.
MiserableDarling 0
107- cute profile pic :D
pertained 12
She should have said yes in front of the crowd, then have pulled him to the side and said no, lol.
lemoncows 2
it's 19 isn't it?
chunkeechunks 0
OP is lucky! I wish people gave me free hamburgers
agaba 0
yes it does except for snowbording then its good
minatosexy 0
hahahaha FAT HO BURGER!
neveropenthat 7
lol your a douche.
neveropenthat 7
for #124
albertafootball 0
who said it was 194
rachelmacivor 0
**** you. my back yard where I grew up is a beautiful Nova Scotia field and woods behind that. you have what? a wallmart parking lot? grow up and get over your self.
rachelmacivor 0
to @124
AceArctic 4
47, you're my soulmate. YAY PIANOS AND MOTHER RUSSIA!!!
nalia18 8
no im just kidding. canada gave us canadian bacon. canadian bacon is good. they also gave us steve nash. They also gave us green day... i think.... forget about the green day....
lolmikes 7
but we have deadmau5 to make up for it
abeye111 8
daaaaamn! He's crazy
ImaWiseGuy 5
yay, free food....
kinkajoujennie 0
I agree! Break up with him before he turns into a stalker.
CassSanchez 5
^ so true haha
tona01 16
it doesn't matter what op does, she already has a stalker
tesuan 0
If he's crazy, what the hells with all the YDIs?
tesuan 0
Ignore my comment, FML was glitched on my iPod showing YDI having about 100 more votes than FYL.
SchiTzenGiglez 0
you're forgiven. it happens to us all.
DjeePee 25
Right now I see more than 1000 crazy people who vote YDI. What do they want, that everybody agrees in a marriage with a person they don't love enough to marry?
minatosexy 0
132 yes the picture is adorable but the kitty looks really really sad :'(
shortie916 0
Someone fell head over heels in love with OP fast!
Docbee 11
at least you got a free burger
tesuan 0
She paid for it with his crushed soul.
FMLjunkie1k 0
lmao
airforce987 20
Orange Penguin
omg_a_BALLOON 0
orangutan penis
Darcon 8
Octagonal Penis. but some people call it ovulating penis.. dunno why
spaerro 8
don't listen to the trolls. the definition of OP is Original Poster. :)
EvilPotato 15
170 stop trying to confuse him, along with everyone else, OP means Oprahs Penis.
omg_a_BALLOON 0
170, I think you meant original posture? As in the first position you are in when having sex.
NCR 0
operator
JesseOhNine 0
hey you got a free burger!
ceddyz17 10
was it lunch time at the zoo?
RebornProblem 0
How is this an FML? Free hamburger!
mdmmidnight 0
happened to me...very uncomfortable position to get stuck in
iheartbewbies 0
dont lie. nobody has prposed to you
iheartbewbies 0
proposed*
borntoperform 14
how would you know? I don't think she's lying (:
tesuan 0
I think she was the dude in that situation. Breaking the gender barrier and failed.
monkeebalz 0
thats what she said
Quasar55_fml 18
Hope you threw it right back in her face .... With the appropriate explanation :-)
MissAbri 0
And threw some sand along with it.
360XBOXFTW 0
bitches be crazy
duckiecrazy 0
can we say crazy!!!