Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex. Foreplay was amazing, but as soon as he started to get it in, he lost his erection because he was too nervous. He's a 30-year-old virgin and this has happened at least 10 times. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
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sugarysofalof 22
Much more fun and less painful :) but don't worry about it, maybe it just wasn't the right time. You guys will get there, OP :)
Zestus 19
sex is overrated anyway. pokémon ftw.
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Comments (329)
CLT_420 13
Just try it it's nothing bad
Erery 16
You save money :)
Munkysnuflz 1
Doesn't matter... played pokemon?
conman531 23
Hey just be comfortable. Sex is supposed to be fun and intimate. If you're not comfortable then don't do it. And if playing games with your boyfriend is fun and comfortable, then it beats sex because you're happy and comfortable. So not FYL. That's smart!
hamusta 13
That's freaking adorable
Chris93Jones 20
soon it'll happen, just let it happen, don't rush things
Dohnut94 7
You always have time to have sex, you don't know when a legendary is going to come across your screen! Priorities!
xbrendnx 1
I don't agree with everyone that is saying wait until you are ready. Most of them didn't wait till they were 20. Get it over with (be safe) and just enjoy the fact that you can share it with someone as inexperienced as you. Open the floodgates. Unless he's just a friend and you feel obligated to be more. Either way, don't wait. Get the awkwardness over with.
Dropkicksmurphie 9
...and it's people like you that are the reason that 14 year olds get pregnant.
chosha_fml 27
OP, I'd suggest doing some major fooling around without the pressure of aiming for penetration. You can still both be satisfied and it will give you a chance to get to know each other intimately before you need to fool with condoms and such. And if you're not even ready for that, then who cares? It's up to the two of you when you want to move forward.
ctchan2381 5
i would wait till both of you are ready....if you still play pokemon u aint ready yet