Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex. Foreplay was amazing, but as soon as he started to get it in, he lost his erection because he was too nervous. He's a 30-year-old virgin and this has happened at least 10 times. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
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sugarysofalof 22
Much more fun and less painful :) but don't worry about it, maybe it just wasn't the right time. You guys will get there, OP :)
Zestus 19
sex is overrated anyway. pokémon ftw.
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Comments (329)
earthrise56 1
20 40 60 and then you dead. just do it already. if a 4 year old can fire an ak 47 you can do it.
Dropkicksmurphie 9
Are you kidding me? What an idiot. Let her have the luxury of being patient, holy crap. You're the reason that girls force themselves to accept sex at a young age and then mentally **** their sex lives forever.
metil 8
I see nothing wrong with this.
FallenAngel2244 4
Glad we have our priorities straight.
youdontknow1271 4
I don't see the problem nah just kidding you guys will be ready when your ready:)
ThatOneDrummer 8
I guess Penis will be the one you never catch.
TopHatNinja68 6
Isn't there anything better you could have played?
mcrepas 19
1. Girls aren't cars. 2. Assuming buying is equivalent to marriage, what if the "car" ( to put it in your language) breaks down? What I mean by that is what if something happens and sex is no longer an option? Is it worth keeping the "car" or is it worthless now?
polluxdc 10
So you both played Pokemon instead? Sounds like you both realized that you are gay.
Musiclover1482 9
If you both aren't ready then don't rush it. Sex is more fun when you're both relaxed and ready.
cmac86 24
nothing wrong with waiting for the right one.