Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex. Foreplay was amazing, but as soon as he started to get it in, he lost his erection because he was too nervous. He's a 30-year-old virgin and this has happened at least 10 times. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
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sugarysofalof 22
Much more fun and less painful :) but don't worry about it, maybe it just wasn't the right time. You guys will get there, OP :)
Zestus 19
sex is overrated anyway. pokémon ftw.
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Comments (329)
ZodiacalComa7 11
;) so cute. And sad.
Jeffy91 28
Its sad yall have more fun with little make believe animals/monsters than being sensual with each other. If yall get married and plan to have kids... something tells me youll either adopt or start a foster home. Then you can dress the poor lil tykes in pokemon outfits and make them battle. Hopefully by then yall get it on at least once. pathetic haha
ChunkyBuiscuit 13
I have sex with my girlfriend while playing Pokemon. Doesn't get far training wise but still is fun
nzfer2 9
Good wait until he puts a ring on it. Or just break up with him when you find out he is gay.
nzfer2 9
Or play pokeawomen instead of Pokemon. Hahaha
aceslutty 3
That's the kind of relationship I want. :)
havok87 11
You're both pathetic.....Pokemon!? Really?
cerberes_fml 3
what's your address? I can help with that.
xtinkluv89x 7
Best story ever! Lol
starzyskye 1
How is the FML... That sounds like a win win right there.