Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML
Today, I waved at a cute guy when I was leaving Wendy's. I then ran into a curb, spilled my Frosty, and hit my head on the steering wheel. I turned around and both the cute guy and his dad were in hysterics. FML
Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML
Today, I went shopping with some friends. We were tired from walking around the mall all night, so we decided to sit and relax at a table. I was about to close my eyes when I got smacked on the forehead by an orange falling from the second floor of the mall. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML
Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML
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Crash92 0
Um, if you need to do a hair flip to be sexy, your not sexy.
iain08 2
BECAUSE IT'S SO HOT TO SEE PEOPLE WHIP THEIR HAIR ALL OVER THE ******* PLACE
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Comments (134)
FFPianoDude 2
YDI for trying to show off and first!
sublime93 0
That's hilarious to imagine OP.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Yeah YDI. Why do people post these types of things "I saw really cute person and did [] which led to [] FML" It's ALWAYS a YDI. I'm glad I never went through this stage in my life; I got a BF and settled down. XD
katsoplat 0
How can your life be effed if you dont have one?
Saluton 18
agreed completely
killerviral 0
looking like a fool wit ya pants on da ground lol dxocoxuxhcuxdifidjdueuufkthx. jj j j. jgvb. gbdhduf. gh
BossMindedFemale 20
@117- did you write this comment while inhebriated or on drugs?
Crash92 0
Um, if you need to do a hair flip to be sexy, your not sexy.
SpitFyre 0
Agreed.
Heckron 0
True story
Carmenx3 0
true shiiz
Skaterdrew 0
If you guys haven't done something at least LIKE this, then your obviously too scared to try to act sexy :P
ExtremeEncounter 32
Or you know, don't want to look retarded.
Intoxicunt 6
YDI. I don't think guys are really that impressed by that.
PaulieeBooMN 0
YDI for having hair
DisturbedDriver 0
Exactly. They're not. Hair flips are done only in movies and in commercials when the fan's blowing in the background. Seriously girl, all you need is a nice smile and confidence. Chick at the coffeeshop earlier today caught my eye fast. She was obvious about being interested, but not too showy. Cute, enough said.
sireen 0
so..... did he ask for your number?
5232jada 4
bahahahaha
aleeshttylXD 9
yeah...
BossMindedFemale 20
@124- are you a sheep? o.O
iain08 2
BECAUSE IT'S SO HOT TO SEE PEOPLE WHIP THEIR HAIR ALL OVER THE ******* PLACE
bbobe900000 0
YES OMIGOD but anyway, "I acted all cool" okay. if you're not being yourself, then you just fail. I'm terrible at flirting, and I'm jealous of people who can flirt. But I also don't try to flirt because it's just plain awkward. Don't TRY to 'act all cool' because it just ends up with failing. so YDI
weirdgirl_sf 0
You are totally right. Trying to "act all cool" all most always ends up with the person looking like a dumb ass. If you think someone's so awesome just go say hi, regardless of how they respond you will seem like way less of a freak show.
tylerisnotcool34 0
When people flip their hair they just look like idiots. There is nothing to it. It. Looks. Dumb. Don't do it.
cattoe7 0
agreed
mikuxxhatsune 32
Cuz casually smacking your friend standimg next to you or a complete stranger or whacking your head on something is hot
Chubtubdaplaya 0
YDI. You really think "hair flips" get guys to approach you? You've watched too many Cameron Diaz movies!
Clever_Nick_Here 0
Who cares? You are just as capable of starting a conversation as any guy. Or can women not do everything men can do? Or they shouldn't? Wait a second... that's sexism. But you still won't start a conversation or ask a guy out, even as you bitch about not being able to play on a men's hockey team. Holy Christ, just go talk to him instead of trying to get his attention. If a guy thinks you're attractive, it will be because you have a great body, nice face, cool style, etc. You flipping your hair around will do nothing to change his mind. Whatever, YDI for acting like somebody else to impress somebody you'll never talk to in your lifetime.
dolphinlvr7 24
Woah... I'm sensing some personal issues
xavierdevoy 0
Tard.
darren824 0
AT&T is good for nothing
jcwsmokey 0
Sexy!
mordantennui 0
lol "on the way back up" from a hair flip
DSuarez94 0
ydi for showing off