Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
You should have swiped the towel and ran away yelling, "Swallow, bitch!" Also, your dad must be hung like a flea for your mom not to say, "Naw, wah wah (gag) wah wah wah."
dudette2 9
How did you act like you didn't notice? How does that even work? "Hi Mom, Hi Dad, I'm not noticing your hard on in my mothers mouth 'cause I'm too busy looking for a towel" What??
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Comments (77)
sallen0046 4
YDI for walking into your parents room without knocking or announcing yourself, and for just standing there like a moron asking ridiculous questions. Adults have sexual relationships, you should be well aware of this.
angely_fml 4
what would you do if your mom kissed you goodnight right affter she gave tour dad a *******?
BostonBruinsFan 8
If she did, I would name her "****."
septor82 0
#41 sounds like you talking from experience.
remy3106 10
it's a bumper sticker on myspace
SarevokRob 1
I think you set yourself up for that one! lol
UpYoursInAdvance 0
Your parents are some alright folks to me...
ShadowPunkChick 1
Why would you not just turn around and leave?
dynky 3
ydi for trying to start a conversation with your parents when they're in the middle of oral sex.
Sparkiee93 3
WHY would you stay in the room? Do you like sexually awkward moments with your parents? Pervert.
aRm95 0
now you'll probably not want mom to kiss you on the cheek. hopefully*
igloo777 0
WHY THE F**K DID U STAY IN THE ROOM???!!!!