Today, my boyfriend was talking with his friends about how long girls take to get ready (hair, make-up, etc.). I said, "I never spend a long time getting ready." He then looked at me and said, "Maybe you should." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest, "No." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML
Today, while hanging out with my boyfriend, I started getting ready for bed. As I grabbed my face wipes, he said, “Wait, don't take off your makeup because then you'll be ugly.“ FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how hard it is to wash long hair. While I was talking, he interrupted and said, "Wait, you actually wash your hair?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML
Today, I realized that whether it takes me 3 minutes or 3 hours to get ready, my husband always has the same reaction, “Uh… yeah babe, you look fine.” Thanks for the confidence boost babe. FML
Today, after a discussion, my boyfriend said, "I think it's time you found somebody better." After I gave him a look, he continued, "For me." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, I got my hair done, eyebrows waxed, and a new expensive dress to impress my boyfriend. When I got home I asked him if he noticed anything different about me. He looked at me for one minute before asking, "Did you finally start using Proactive?" FML
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oohlalaaliya 0
Well that wasn't very nice of your boyfriend OP. I know plenty of girls who look fine without makeup, myself not included. But you should go on and do what makes you comfortable! Don't listen to him.
Cinn_fml 23
Maybe he simply means that you should make more of an effort for nights out and stuff? However if he thinks that generally, then he's not with you for your looks, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
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Comments (115)
YoYoYo20_21_22 2
sucks for you bro.
FootballFreak4 3
how do you not get it? he basically just said she's not attractive.
iTaylor 0
say " maybe you should stop bitchin' and go hit the gym" :)
Cates500 0
Hey 13 your Hot
skroal 7
Hey 18 you look exactly like Justin Beaver.
Someone_somewere 7
haha nice one #22
Indyy_lew_lew 0
no, he said maybe she'd look better with makeup
iTaylor 0
skroal, what happened to your infamous ydi comments??
nishant5456 0
yeah skroal, WTF is wrong with you my man! Well, OP, YDI for looking ugly and not taking time to get ready like a average girl which made your boyfriend say you look ugly in a different way. I changed it so it's not too annoying :)
bigbadtim 7
Maybe it is a lost cause, that's why dh doesn't do her hair or makeup.
jplumbob 4
Hey Scroal, I missed you. Welcome back. Hope all is well. Stay cool man.
WhyTheFace4 0
You just did...
Prototype12 0
orange you looking good today.
yelwarc 0
hey 18 sick ribcage bro
wmertz15 0
u set yourself up for that
LMFAOwned 9
Lol skroal stopped cause I started a dispute that snowballed to a point where like 50 FML users called him out and flamed him for it. Me = 1 Skroal = 0 You're welcome.
Crimson35124 0
13 weren't you pixnay's finest?
TheOptimist 0
76 and 22 have won. We shall split the reward 60/30. I shall take the extra 10 for pointing this out.
term164 0
lol made my day.
EricErection69 0
22 omg I was gunna say that!!! o: I hate justin bieber to death:)
maskedbunny 0
Dump him.
Skroal_stomper 5
LMFA, Yea like I had nothing to do with it at all. You suck.
LMFAOwned 9
Lol you guys don't know how to read. I didn't say I was the only one who flamed him. I said I STARTED it. I have like 3 FMLs favorited where people flamed him only after I said something on the matter. Learn to ******* read you bunch of wankers.
schramm 0
32 your ****** hot
c420racer 13
Maybe you should Op
yarbles 3
what are you doing out of the kitchen?
fyourlife1990 0
lmao #4
Primus_fml 0
Who said she was out of the kitchen?
fyourlife1990 0
sexist comments man lol, and it double posted my comments
blahzz 4
She was ******* your dad.
yarbles 3
blahzz do us all a favor and stay the hell out of the kitchen
blahzz 4
Do us all a favor and castrate yourself yarbles =)
iTaylor 0
HAHAHA good one 44
DeepfriedT 1
shut up iTaylor and get back in the kitchen. Oh and FYI "I" names are stupid.
yarbles 3
deep, you're amazing. blahzz, that was a stupid response and you didn't deny you're a fat ****. go die
blahzz 4
You're so sad yarbles. I feel for you. I think you need a hug cus mommy and daddy aren't giving you one. Don't worry. I'm here for you =)
YourMiserableBoy 0
blahhz you actually do need to shut the hell up yarbles is right you're a fat no life **** sitting on FML :P
xleanne_aLly 23
yarbles, stfu and make your own sandwich. or are you mentally retarded and can't manage simple tasks? FYL. usually I find back to the kitchen jokes funny but you really are a fuuuucking dick for calling blahs a ****. jerk.
lolz_ydi 1
ydi for not living up to the ideals of mainstream America
heyitsdiamond 5
Seriously
JazzHandsFML 28
I hear a hipster
c420racer 13
Today, I realized that my girlfriend takes no time to get ready cause she doesn't love me or care how she looks. FML
remy3106 10
well maybe u should!!!
untoward 0
well he must like it if they're together
Cinn_fml 23
Maybe he simply means that you should make more of an effort for nights out and stuff? However if he thinks that generally, then he's not with you for your looks, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
NightSkyx 0
At least you still got your ... yea ... kitchen like ^ said
oohlalaaliya 0
Well that wasn't very nice of your boyfriend OP. I know plenty of girls who look fine without makeup, myself not included. But you should go on and do what makes you comfortable! Don't listen to him.