Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
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perdix 31
You should have swiped the towel and ran away yelling, "Swallow, bitch!" Also, your dad must be hung like a flea for your mom not to say, "Naw, wah wah (gag) wah wah wah."
dudette2 9
How did you act like you didn't notice? How does that even work? "Hi Mom, Hi Dad, I'm not noticing your hard on in my mothers mouth 'cause I'm too busy looking for a towel" What??
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Comments (77)
Stevefett 0
lol I'm in a 69. Nope, joke never gets old.
awesomesauce8 0
first of all you totally should have joined in. I'm sure your dad would have been glad to get double action. and second of all, tell your mom to stop being such a wimp and just swallow his love juice already. A real woman doesn't need a towel.
mattster77 0
that's hottttttttt
DuckFlu 0
nice trolling #3.
That_Guy_Jake_JR 0
OMG 68 learn how to spell! ;)
yeahreally 6
wow i woulda just been like omfg *door slam* ppl these days.. *sigh*
remy3106 10
lol
toeliqour 0
did i hear a scarred for life?
mpclaw 3
wow. mom still sucks. that usually stops after: "I do" good for her!
MoJoThundRpants 0
were tha lights off?
MitchMD 0
Hahahahaahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahaha