Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
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perdix 31
You should have swiped the towel and ran away yelling, "Swallow, bitch!" Also, your dad must be hung like a flea for your mom not to say, "Naw, wah wah (gag) wah wah wah."
dudette2 9
How did you act like you didn't notice? How does that even work? "Hi Mom, Hi Dad, I'm not noticing your hard on in my mothers mouth 'cause I'm too busy looking for a towel" What??
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Comments (77)
septor82 0
#12 damn you one sexy ass mami!!!
iron_chefITALY 0
for a 16 year old with no ass
remy3106 10
lol @ 20
houseofame 4
She has no ass...(no offense barbiedoll)
RAINFALL_8 0
Oh wow. That's gross. My girl swallows, no mess at all. Maybe you should knock on doors before you walk in....
Jessi_the_sexii 0
that blows.. hehe
houseofame 4
hahahahaa I get it! Lol hahahha
cloudalm 3
That sucks more than it blows!
doofinsmurf 0
what should have happened: "Mom, do we have any mayo? I'm making a sandwich." "Yeah, I'll get some now. It'll be a couple minutes" xD
quite_bored 9
Minutes?
NiceGuyz 0
Yes minutes if the OP's dad took only seconds to spit sperm I do not think there sex life would be spicy enough to lead to him still getting head. But hell they may of been trying to get a baby and just got it wrong. ^NiceGuyz^
BostonBruinsFan 8
I agree, nice, but don't put ur name at end unless ur like soomsh, and other ppl w/ many comments and atleast 500 confirms plz
kombucha_fml 8
gross...
benny98 0
You may find it funny but my mom does it with her boyfriend all the time my parents are divorced and i sometimes get sick when I think what my Dad would say I've heard them since I was 11
NiceGuyz 0
#25 Your mum sounds like a ****. YES A ****, maybe a MiLF but doubting that since she's probably ugly. What kind of mum give head continuously to other men after being married(obviously not a happy marriage). I'm assuming this because he said boyfriend not fiancee or step dad which means it obviously doesn't mean anything to him or his mum. ^NiceGuyz^
Kawaiichan42 3
115: That's incredibly ignorant of you. He said mom's boyfriend in the singular form. Sometimes when people go through a divorce, especially a particularly nasty one, they don't want to get married again. My dad is that way. So, by your logic, his girlfriend would be a **** because neither of them wants to get married again, yet they have sex. The point I'm trying to make is, boyfriend/girlfriend don't necessarily mean that the other person means nothing. I call my dad's girlfriend his girlfriend when talking to people who won't know who she is if I just called her by name, and she's like a second mother to me.
FMLephant 2
Why would you stick around? Were you hoping to learn something?
Erindub 0
At least your mom still gives your dad sex.
remy3106 10
yyyeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh
ArticHaze 3
ydi for still askin ur question and not runnin away