Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0
there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving
allyleigh 0
oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.
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Comments (491)
My2864 1
well.... he's right
DAN7IEL 2
I'm sorry but if he had to say something then you probably should
LifeSucks102 0
How do these kinds of FMLs continue to be posted? Honestly! The debate is the same every single time. There are those who prefer hair, some don't. Some are more tactful about it, others arent. Some women shave, some trim, others wax, some keep it natural. Were it a guy, people would be quick to say "oh, FYL!" because guys aren't expected to "landscape" as much as society (and the **** industry in the past ten or so years) puts that stigma on women. I'm astounded by some of the arguments, assumptions, name calling, finger pointing, and general stupidity I've witnessed here. Shave or don't shave, just, I implore you, be happy with yourself and don't change for anyone. You don't have to modify your body to appease others. If you love yourself, fat, thin, body hair or not, that's all that matters. Rant over.
kjkrs 0
your sopposed to say "can you do it?"
Dmb15freeweezy 0
shave it! otherwise that's just nasty
vinylcat 0
ur dates a dip shit. he probably video tapes women pooing
airbornebum69 0
if he doesn't shave then u don't but I my self shave two to three times a week so my standards are up there so I go wit shave that ahit
WickedPixie 0
You're upset he said that? Really? Because it sounds like you're just as classy as he is by putting out on the first date.
BugMan9081 0
ydi for having a hairy puss
KaitiMarie 0
Shaving isn't a hassle if you keep up with it. if you often go long periods of time without shaving; it's a pain, but if you keep up with it it's never a problem.