Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0
there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving
allyleigh 0
oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.
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TheAlphabetMasta 0
Mabye she just didn't shave because she didn't except to be having sex with him on the first date in the first place? For all we know she could be a shaver that was just caught unawares.
decosaz 0
i find it hilarious that guys would prefer girls to look like undeveloped 10 year olds when it comes to downstairssss. who really cares if a girl shaves or not? its her choice. and from experience, it is a bit of a hassle. really uncomfortable too. but i guess if u want to please the guy then u shuld ask him.
Damone 0
Personally, i like them shaved or trimmed accepting also with different shapes like a mohawk, etc. but i have friends that they really like the bush, the feeling of it and how it looks. so by that, i can way the everyone has their own taste. so whatever you want to do is OK, as long as you want it, not because someone else tell you to. don't worry and better luck next time.
Hurt16 0
im one lucky female... I don't need to shave thank god... my pups looked permed(straight)feels baby soft n looks freshly trimmed even tho I have never touched them n I'm still a virgin... I'm also 17 so yes I'm developed lol...
Pez_on_a_stick 0
All the people who are saying that it's MORE hygenic to shave are delusional. As many have pointed out, hair makes it less likely to get infections, and its only become expected in the last 10-20 years or so; its not like everyone's been getting less STD's since it became a trend. You will not find a single medical professional who will advise you to shave in order to become more hygenic. Do you shower everyday? Do you use soap? Then you're clean.
jflee94p 0
that guy is my hero hairy pussy is gross
notgoodatall22 0
shaving itches
Elksy 0
A few days ago I came across an FML about a guy who didn't shave his pubes, and the hair got stuck in his girlfriend's braces. There were a LOT more FMLs than YDIs. Why the disparity?
aardvarkish 17
natural is best shaving is to please pedophiles
brushababyy 0
shut up. I hate hair anywhere but my eyebrows and head. I'm not a cavewomen. so why look like one?